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A blog about all the funny stuff I encounter on the web and in regular life. There will be some pictures, some news stories, some videos, and lots of good stuff.
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Enema statue in bronze
Yeah you read that right, a statue erected in honor of the enema.The Mashuk Akva-Term sanatorium in the spa town of Zheleznovodsk, Russia thinks enemas are beautiful and have bought a $42,000 bronze bulb syringe held up by angels to prove it. The mon...
Damn, I missed the big pile of oreos
Dang it, why can't I live in Morris, Illinois? Morris is a town of around 13,000 people and also home to 14 tons of Double Stuff Oreos. See why I want to live there? Seems a semi-truck full of the yummy cookies was traveling from Chicago to Morris wh...
Looking for a vacation this summer? Try the penis museum
Stuffed elephant penisSigurdur Hjartarson is a man on a mission, he wants lots of penises. But don't worry, he's not a pervert, he's a museum owner, and he has brought together 261 stuffed penises from 90 species, the largest being from a sperm whal...
Dumbass of the day, back scratching with a revovler
OMG, what is the world coming to? People worry about kids around guns, but kids are generally smarter than morons like this. Seems Jorge had an itch he couldn't quite reach and so of all the things he could have grabbed to scratch it, he used a gun a...
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Well it's official, we may now be invaded by aliens. Come on down, ET. The Vatican's chief astronomer says that believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God. Thank goodness, I was beginning to believe that my belief in aliens was gonna cost ...
Stolen wallet returned and it only took 35 years
Sandy Baumberger, Illinois, is happy to have her wallet back that was stolen. Only problem? It was stolen 35 years ago. The wallet turned up in a bathroom stall at Southern Illinois University after a pipe had caused part of the ceiling to collapse. ...
And you thought you were having a bad day
So what would be worse than wrecking your car? How about watching your house burn down? How about a ticket? How about all three in one day? A Rock Island, Tennessee man was trying to make a left turn into his drive way when he was hit by another ...
Alligator in the kitchen but it's not on the menu
Okay, walk into your kitchen and maybe you'll see a mouse scamper away or ick, a cockroach, but how about an 8 foot alligator. I'd crap myself, seriously, all over. Remind me never to move to Florida, I'm not into alligators in my personal space. Rea...
TOILET EXPLODES BUT THE STITCHES ARE OKAY
Johnson City, New York - Richard Szymanski had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor from his face on Tuesday but now he really has a story to tell. Mr. Szymanski decided to use the commode and was sitting minding his own business when steam started co...
