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Text Message 74
boy: mom, there's a stranger having s*x with our maid in the kitchen...mom (in panic): where?!boy: joke joke joke! it's only dad.. --------------------------------------------------------------madre: father, tell your seminarians not to urinate along...
Text Message 73
Amo: Inday, gamitin mo itong chalk pamatay ng ipis, isulat mo sa pader.Maid: Yes, ati!Next day nagulat ang amo.Nakasulat sa pader:"EPIS, MAMATAY KAYONG LAHAT! SIYET! PAK YO!!"============================================="miss, alam mo ba, hindi tayo ...
Text Message 72
SECRETARY: Attorney, idedemanda ko ang boss ko ng sexual harrassment!ATTORNEY: Huh? Bakit anong ginawa nya?SECRETARY: Sinabihan nya akong "ang bago ng buhok mo!"ATTORNEY: Yun lang dedemanda mo na?SECRETARY: Pero attorney, unano ang boss ko! UN...
Text Message 71
erap writing a request letter to order 2 geese:"i would like to order 2 gooses."mali yata."i would like to order 2 geeses."mali rin yata.eto na lang."dear sir, i would like to order 1 goose. thank you very much.p.s. please add 1 goose.===============...

