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Funny Limericks For Everyone

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Funny Limericks For Everyone provides a new limerick everyday. Some borrowed, some stolen and some original. Contributions welcome, but they must be family friendly.

• Added on: Oct 24th, 2008
• Country: France
• Language: English

• Author: Eccles
• Listed in: Poetry & Limericks Family Friendly
• Tags: funny humor humour witty limericks

Recent Posts

• The Woman From Bedlam

  Posted on Friday November 27th, 2009 at 11:57

  There once was a woman from Bedlam Who thought that she had a good plan When she went to the doctor She was in for a shocker When they told her that she was a man! Thanks to Justis L for this. Check out http://redriders180.wordpress.com/ ...

• The Old Man From Gosham

  Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 21:18

  There once was an old man from Gosham, Who took out his false teeth to wash em, His wife said ‘o’ Jack, if you dont put ‘em back, I’ll tread on the b***ers and squash ‘em Thanks Matt ...

• A Lady From Kent

  Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 23:37

  I once met a lady from Kent Who was paying phenomenal rent She complained to the owner who tried to disown her How sad she now lives in a tent. Thanks to John Hewton for this original one ...

• Hen – A Magnificent Creature

  Posted on Thursday November 12th, 2009 at 03:16

  Oh, the Reverend Henry Ward Beecher Thought the hen a magnificent creature. The hen, thus impressed Laid an egg in her nest. And thus did the hen reward Beecher. Thanks Peter for this. (Clever last line) ...

• The Woman Of Wales

  Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 10:31

  I met an old lady in Wales, who had some mysterious tales. When she fought the dragon, she fell into a wagon, That creepy old lady of Wales Thanks to Nadav Hai for this one...

• The Red Kangaroo

  Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 20:38

  I once knew a red kangaroo, Who didn’t know quite what to do. And then one day, he just hopped away, Because he’s afraid to turn blue. Thanks Molly.  (Love your email address) ...

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