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funny lines about marriage
☻May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment ☻To our wives and lovers...may they never meet! ☻Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of you...
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☻My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante ☻I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield ☻I like to wake up each morning feeling a...
FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE
☻I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker ☻When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry ☻Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, ...
The most dangerous food a man can eat is ...
☻The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake - Unknown. ☻A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman ☻Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx ☻A...
Marriage changes passion.....
☻Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown ☻Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. ☻Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith â...
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☻One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's ...
