Johnny Polo
Very well done. I'll be visiting this one often.
Blog Detail
Future Update: Humorous Headlines of Tomorrow
http://www.futureupdate.wordpress.com
Future Update is designed to give you a humorous glimpse of what the news might look like 20 years from now. Coverage includes national news, sports, human interest stories, lifestyle features and celebrity gossip.
- Added on: May 22nd, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Skip Dekades
- Listed in: News & Media Satirical News
- Tags: politics news technology business Celebrities future
Recent Posts
Senate Bill Would Ban Nose-Picking While Driving
November 19, 2029—A bipartisan bill introduced Wednesday would provide incentives for states to ban drivers from picking their noses while behind the wheel. The legislation, introduced in the Senate, is the latest measure designed to curb deaths an...
Augmented Reality Network Crashes, Leaving Millions Dataless
November 17, 2029—TEL-U Mobile said today that network disruptions yesterday led to inoperable augmented reality service, leaving millions of customers to walk or drive around with no information about what they were seeing. The outage began ab...
Michael Phelps Admits to Faking Marijuana Use for Publicity
November 13, 2029—Michael Phelps’ upcoming autobiography contains a shocking admission that he never actually used illegal drugs during his storied career in competitive swimming. According to an excerpt of the autobiography, “Wet,” publish...
Disgraced NASA Chief Flees Earth
November 12, 2029—Former NASA Administrator Cy Phiphan appears to have fled the planet after learning that a special prosecutor has been appointed to investigate his role in the apocalypse fraud scheme. Federal investigators yesterday subjected Ph...
Sosa Says Face Cream Made Him Look Like Asian Woman
November 11, 2029—Sammy Sosa says a revolutionary cosmetic cream he uses to soften the skin around his cheeks and eyes is the reason he now resembles an Asian woman. The former Chicago Cubs slugger, whose use of cosmetic creams and hair-straighten...
The Premature Future: Engineered Rabbit Penises
FU’s occassional step away from the future and into our crazy present. Using tissue grown in a laboratory, researchers have engineered fully functional replacement penises. The organs were made for rabbits, but the technique may someday be u...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 6 comments.
Hugh Briss
I laughed my ass off. Clever idea and very well done. I'd say I was sorry to hear about Any Winehouse but I'd be lying.
Thaddeus Stanley
Excellence in Blogcasting!
Zola
What a fun blog!!! Something definately different.
Horatio Salt
Fresh idea, well done. Clever writing.
Very Different!
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