Recent Posts Tagged With 'movies'

• The Japanese Are My Favorite People

  Posted on Tuesday June 9th, 2009 at 23:55 in movies, toy, japanese, air doll, spider sex

  Because they've captured the grace and romance of having sex with inanimate objects in this trailer for Air Doll. ...

• Not a Good Idea: Buffy Remake Minus Whedon

  Posted on Tuesday May 26th, 2009 at 12:30 in movies, buffy, joss whedon, the slayer, suckage

  Looks like Buffy the vampire slayer movie is getting a remake even if it bombed when it was first released.Of course it did spawn the highly successful TV series.... which saw Buffy's ceator, Joss Whedon's vision of the character come to life.Buffy ...

• Awesome Fake Things: Green Lantern Trailer

  Posted on Monday May 25th, 2009 at 12:06 in movies, nathan fillion, green lantern, ring slinger, fan made trailer

  This is a fake Green Lantern Movie by Jason Pitts and it's got Nathan Fillion all gushy.Isn't that sheer awesome? Funny thing is a lot of the movies used were kinda lame like the planet of the apes remake, Dragonball Evolution and that last sucky Ma...

• Oy, Errol! A Sherlock Holmes Trailer

  Posted on Tuesday May 19th, 2009 at 12:56 in movies, jude law, guy ritchie, sherlock holmes, robert downey jr

  It's the Guy Ritchie-helmed Sherlock starring Robert Downey, Jr. as the detective himself!And it's like a Victorian-era James Bond mixed with the boxing scenes in snatch....

• Humpty Dumpty the Movie

  Posted on Monday May 18th, 2009 at 23:22 in movies, Idiocy, rape, b-movie, alien, redneck, humpty dumpty, david r. ellis

  It's not the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty, but an alien/human hybrid created when some rednecks rape an alien. The poster screams glorious 90's B-movie.The movie will be directed by David R. Ellis, the guy who made Snakes on a Motherf*^%$ Plane!...

• The Road: Feel Good Movie of the Year

  Posted on Monday May 18th, 2009 at 13:42 in movies, charlize theron, viggo mortensen, apocalypse, cormac mccarthy, the road, john hillcoat, feel-good movie

  Based on Cormac McCarthy's novel, this John Hillcoat helmed movie threatens to give us that fuzzy, warm feeling.And I do mean threaten....

• Mjolnir has a Wielder

  Posted on Monday May 18th, 2009 at 06:01 in movies, comic books, mighty thor, chris hemsworth, thundergod

  Variety reported that australian actor Chris Hemsworth (who was Kirk's father in the recent Star Trek) will play the Mighty Thor.This i s the guy in his most thunder godly appearance that I can find.He looks like the Smallville version of Thor. Too a...

• Debbie Gibson Returns!

  Posted on Saturday May 16th, 2009 at 07:49 in movies, geek, geek machine, lorenzo lamas, debbie gibson, 80s stars, telemetry, giant octopus, mega shark, geek telemetry, prehistoric sea monsters

  Perhaps the most inauspicious first blog post in the entire history of the interwebs.Debbie Gibson, the official Electric Youth of the '80s, returns to the public eye battling prehistoric sea monsters!And did i mention Lorenzo Lamas co-stars.If i too...