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Learning
(Aw, does dropping a zero mean those tacky New Year glasses are kaput?) I started one of those year-end posts that we all know and love here in the blogosphere, but I have work to catch up on, several Bejeweled Blitz games to play, hair to wash, and ...
Best dating advice (the remix)
Mine: You can love someone to death but that doesn’t mean you like them, or that they like you. So date someone you like. Someone who likes you back. Someone who makes really good mix tapes. And, someone whose baby you wouldn’t mind having should...
Man, the 90s were so good
– It’s almost 5am and I’m tapping away at my keyboard while my Acer netbook restores to factory settings for the second time in its life. The process is taking a suspiciously long time but I am hopeful, and somehow this comic feels ...
The great and terrible truth
Hello, friends. I know it’s been a long while since I’ve written anything, but I genuinely believe that if you could see the mountain of drafts I have on the back-end over here you might just forgive me. Though I’ve been back from J...
A difference of opinion
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinki...
For a good time, call Nippon
This is what I look like today, my last full day in Japan. Seriously, my face is stuck like this. Catch you guys on the other side of the world....
Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuff!
I like nonsense–it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living; it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities. - ...
Tides they turn and hearts disfigure
Ignore this–these are just lyrics I felt I had to post or I wouldn’t be able to get anything done. Ever again. Jason Mraz! I always knew I liked that guy. Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you write Kind of turn themselves into...
Fangirl love face
Chelsi: I’m listening to John Mayer Sonny: you and your love ballads C: no no, not his love songs S: he’s got songs not about love? C: he has a ton of songs that aren’t about love! S: dude he has his fair share of love tracks C: I g...
“We Have a Problem”
via explodingdog...
“Yeah but what about the nads?”
More life lessons via comics. I should probably start my own strip or something....
How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!
I know it’s totally cliché to post this dialog but man, what a good movie and man, what good dialog: Clementine: Look man, I’m telling you right off the bat, I’m high-maintenance, so… I’m not gonna tip-toe around your m...
Personal philosophy
This post brought to you by the number 25 and the letter IT’S MY BIRTHDAY
That’s all for now. Debauchery reports to follow....
Intermission
Your all time favorite GAS writer is blowing this popsicle stand two weeks from now. Until the day I head to the airport, I’ve got what feels like a zillion things to do. Updates will pick back up in July so, until then, grab yourself a snack, ...
No, I do not have the pig disease
Preface: 1. My very good friend Angela is in town from Paris 2. I have hives on my face. Last night Angela made me a feel better mix CD and took me out to Starbucks, but since it looks like I have leprosy I refused to get out of the car. I sat, arms ...
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Chelsi: When you think about it, ‘Trojan’ is the worst name to ever give a condom brand. Angela: How do you figure? Chelsi: Think about it. Why do we remember Troy? Because a wooden horse slid covertly in. Then lots of men spilled out a...
Hey April, get ready to have your ass kicked
This is how I roll on Gchat: Me: *electric slide* Friend: Nice Me: *slide, slide* Friend: Yeah, all right. Me: *electrically* Friend: I’m blocking you....
Happy Pi Day
March is full of cool geek days. Pi, my Twitter anniversary, the infamous SxSW. (Let’s not talk about how I’m not attending, though. Head might explode.) How did I celebrate this geek day in particular, you ask? By quitting a job I’...
Too busy worrying about the irregularities in this sphere to pay attention to that whore Chelsey
I was planning on getting a lot of work done today because I want to take Monday off, but I jacked this idea instead. Oh, the joys of Google. Chelsi needs to turn 46 more or gain 1143 more Werewolf points to reach the next level Chelsi needs to be...
Meh
Sometimes even Google lets spam trickle through to my inbox. This morning I woke up to the following message from Andrew Modise: Hello, I am a staff of a leading bank in South Africa, In my Bank I discovered an abandoned large sum of money (US$17.4...
Appreciating a couple of Johns
John Updike was an amazing story teller. The Creative Writer in me is deeply saddened to learn of his passing. The following is a flash fiction story he wrote called Oliver’s Evolution: His parents had not meant to abuse him; they had meant to ...
This interruption is brought to you by Wei-Jen, top C U Next Tuesday at GAS
Hey all. So all of us here at the headquarters got in a huge fight over the theme of this place. It involved lots of punching and hair pulling, which all quickly evolved into a lot of nipple tweaking and soft petting. Needless to say, nobody&#...
Starting the year out right
Just bought a ticket to Sin City. Yeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh, buddy!...
2008
At the end of 2007 I was a heartbroken spaz, dwelling on having been cheated on, constantly freaked out about when I’d finally graduate college, when I’d find an internship, when I’d find some direction. I wrote the following in my ...
Seriously
conversations with arwen...
Says something about how early I started
Found: Old condoms in my retainer case. I was a clever kid....
It’s that time
Christmas 2008 is a strange time to be alive. This year my brother and I are scheduled to spend it with my mom, which means we’ll sit together and have a non-Christmasy breakfast before watching a slightly uninteresting movie during which two o...
Thinking
When I tell my friends that I’m busy and can’t hang out, I think for some reason they hear: Hey! I have all the free time in the world and I’d like you to harass me about the next time we can get together until I get so annoyed that...
A day to remember
I can be a pretty boring person sometimes. In fact, it’s not out of character for me to go to sleep at 8pm on December 31st because midnight is just so far away. Today my friends, is not one of those days....
