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Lost Update: The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
Summer of Lost Update 08/25/2009 Tonight we continue our search for what we perceive as truth, reality, found, and Lost as The Twilight Zone and ABC’s Lost intermingle as we explore my alternate theory and perhaps reality itself. Some Backgrou...
Lost Update – A Tale Of Two Cabins
Lost Update – Summer Of Lost – 08/11/2009 News flash Lost fans!!! I was re-watching the season five finale of Lost last night, and I noticed something startling that I did not before. About forty minutes into the two hour finale, Sawyer, ...
Cartoonist Solves ABC Lost Secret
Lost Update – Summer Of Lost – 07/16/2009 The secret of ABC networks hit show “Lost” can be summed up in one simple cartoon. More cartoons (Some of them funny) can be located by GPS navigation or by simply clicking this link. ...
ABC Lost Secrets Archives
Flashback: September, 22nd, 2004 That night I watched the new ABC network series pilot, Lost, and came away formulating two theories. One was virtual reality and the second theory a new millennium Rod Serling Twilight Zone. I combined the two theorie...
Five Characters In Search Of An Exit
Summer Of Lost Update 05/20/2009 Tonight we enter an unknown realm as small as an island and as infinite as the universe as we blend the saga of the castaways of Lost and the classic science fiction series The Twilight Zone. The Twilight Zone was a c...
Lost Update – Season Five Finale – Turn Turn Turn
Lost Update – Season V Finale – 05/13/2009 To everything (turn, turn, turn) There is a season (turn, turn, turn) And a time for every purpose, under heaven A time to be born, a time to die A time to plant, a time to reap A time to kill, a...
Lost Update: Life From Both Sides Now
Lost Update – Season V – 05/06/2009 Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels The dizzy dancing way you feel As every fairy tale comes real I’ve looked at love that way But now it’s just another show You leave ‘em laughing when ...
Lost Update - Eclipse
Lost Update - Season V - 04/29/2009 All that you touch All that you see All that you taste All you feel. All that you love All that you hate All you distrust All you save. All that you give All that you deal All that you buy, Beg, borrow or steal. Al...
Lost Update - The Good Samaritan
Lost Update - Season V - 04/22/2009 Tonight on Lost, ABC aired a recap following the Oceanic Six escape from the island and eventual return back. Instead of rehashing the rehash, I am staying on point and will analyze yet another social psychology ex...
Lost Update - And Miles To Go Before I Sleep
Lost Update - Season V - 04/15/2009 Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow. The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And...
Lost Update - Who Will Save Your Soul
Lost Update - Season V - 04/08/2009 Who will save your soul when it comes to the flowers now Who will save your soul after all the lies that you told, boy Who will save your soul if you wont save your own? They’re coming to get you Barbara! We...
Lost Update - Flux Capacitor
Lost Update - Season V - 04/02/2009 Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time Is this the 50’s, or 1999 All I wanted to do - was play my guitar and sing So take me away, I don’t mind But you better promise me, I’ll be back in ti...
Lost Update - Seeing Eye To Eye
Special Lost Update - Season V - 04/01/2009 In a Lost episode several week’s ago, a key scene was overlooked that will offer empirical proof that my Lost theory is 100% correct. Just what is the Grassy Knoll Institutes Lost theory….It’...
ABC Network Cancels Lost
In an effort to cut costs and save money, the ABC network has decided to cancel their hit drama series LOST citing it is the most expensive to produce. The shows production location, Hawaii, is just not cost effective. Add in the casts salaries, (Man...
Lost Update - I Wanna Be Sedated
Lost Update - Season V - 03/25/2009 Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothin’ to do no where to go-o-oh, I wanna be sedated Just get me to the airport put me on a plane Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can’t c...
Lost Update - We Can Be Heroes
Lost Update - Season V - 03/18/2009 I, I will be king And you, you will be queen Though nothing will drive them away We can beat them, just for one day We can be Heroes, just for one day And you, you can be mean And I, I’ll drink all the time &...
Lost In The Twilight Zone - No Time Like The Past
Special Lost Update - Season V - 03/11/2009 Submitted For Your Approval: As promised, tonight is a special Lost update, our destination, The Twilight Zone. We will visit the past, the present, and perhaps the future. I will use Twilight Zone episode ...
Lost Update - It’s Over Now
Lost Update - Season V - 03/04/2009 Why can’t you just get it through your head, It’s over, it’s over now. Yes, you heard me clearly now I said, It’s over, it’s over now. I’m not really over you, You might say that...
Lost Update - Suicide Is Painless
Lost Update - Season V - 02/25/2009 Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be. The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see. That suicide is painless, It brings on many changes. And I can take or leave it if I please...
Lost Update - Find Your Way Back
Lost Update - Season V - 02/18/2009 I know its too late now, But, I wish I could go back in time, And start all over somehow, And get it right from the start. Find your way back. Find your way back to her heart. As the song lyrics above say, they fou...
Lost Update - Baby Come Back
Lost Update - Season V - 02/11/2009 Spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town, Doing anything just to get you off of my mind. But when the morning comes, I’m right back where I started again, Trying to forget you is just a wast...
Lost Update - Time Passages
Lost Update - Season V - 02/04/2009 It was late in December The sky turned to snow All round the day was going down slow Night like a river beginning to flow I felt the beat of my mind Go drifting into time passages Years go falling in the fading lig...
Lost Update - I’m A Believer
Lost Update - Season V - 01/22/2009 I’m A Believer Then I saw her face, Now I’m a believer, Not a trace of doubt in my mind. I’m in love, I’m a believer! I couldn’t leave her if I tried. Season five of LOST opened with a...
Lost Update - Two Tickets To Paraidse
lost Update - Season V - 01/18/2009 Got a surprise especially for you, Something that both of us have always wanted to do. We’ve waited so long, waited so long. We’ve waited so long, waited so long. I’m gonna take you on a trip so f...
