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Blog about running and fitness from the perspective of the older athlete. Tips on training and nutrition. A category on the Presidents with results from every election. A jokes and humor category as well as wordpress blogging.

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• Signs your Bank is On Shaky Grounds…

  Posted on Monday October 20th, 2008 at 07:36 in bank, grounds, humor, joke, running and fitness, shaky, signs, your

  The members of the board of directors have changed—from local citizens to three from Zaire, two from the United Arab Emirates and one from skid row downtown. The bank president turned in his Lexus f...

• Things a good dog remembers

  Posted on Saturday October 18th, 2008 at 05:55 in dog, good, humor, joke, remembers, things

  The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the ‘fridge or sofa or ...

• The church gossip

  Posted on Friday October 17th, 2008 at 03:47 in arbiter, Church, Gossip, humor, joke, morals

  The church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church’s morals … kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several church members were unappreciative of her activitie...

• A woman was lamenting that she had gained weight.

  Posted on Thursday October 16th, 2008 at 03:48 in gained, humor, joke, lamenting, she, weight, woman

  A woman was lamenting that she had gained weight. She’d made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they’d eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she sai...