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I’m a 24 year old Midwestern transplant, Wisconsin born and raised. Now I live, work and play in Los Angeles, where some of the nations supposedly most successful minds can’t figure out how to tie their own shoes, get their own coffee or cross th
Recent Posts Tagged With 'fluffy puppy madness'
Trying to enjoy the nature
We took the dogs outside for a brief play time in the snow this morning, a move I thought would be met with extreme opposition, dog legs flying in eighteen different directions, and lots of crying. But the pups tolerated it and actually, I think, h...
Go figure
Moe is obsessed with his tennis ball. Summer 2009 Moe adores his rope. So it makes perfect sense, then, that he would show no interest in his new tennis ball and rope love child. Fucking Fail ...
I see what you were trying to do there and I’m sorry it didnt quite work out for you as planned
We took the dogs to the park over the weekend and it was crazy hot. I said “It’s hot as balls” and some chick came up to me and was all, “Excuse me, but BALLS are actually three degrees less than your normal body temperature...
Operation: Puppy
Moe is an attention-craving puppy-whore which really makes him the perfect subject for testing out the new Olympus. Is it just me, or does he look kind of stoned? He is so grounded. ...
Trees, they’re so hot right now
Ari has been accumulating tree real estate (trealestate) faster than our country’s home values have plummeted. He’s smart-it’s a great time to buy. ...
My dog: garbage disposal disguised as teddy bear
In the past, tasks that called for paying attention to and caring for another living being rarely ended well. I’ve killed more plants than I can name, simply by glancing in their direction. Case in point: For the drive from Los Angeles to t...
Running on adrenaline
Because I am a moron I have yet to go to sleep. Last night I had the privilege of attending an LMFAO show at the Roxy in Hollywood, as a VIP. Let me just say it was extremely bad ass and I was a total rockstar. However, I have reason to believe [....
