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I’m a 24 year old Midwestern transplant, Wisconsin born and raised. Now I live, work and play in Los Angeles, where some of the nations supposedly most successful minds can’t figure out how to tie their own shoes, get their own coffee or cross th
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The change is minimal but the difference is…actually quite large
Let us take a brief moment to remind ourselves that “mayor” and “major” are actually two very different words that are not interchangeable. I will now use each in a sentence. Mayor Moe is a very renowned psychologist. Major M...
October 12, 2009
I dont know what I did to deserve this but I promise–I will never, ever do it again. Just please bring back Fall. PLEASE, I will settle for 50 degrees! ...
Filed under ‘Things that should be killed’
The Leaning Tower of Pizza…It’s not leaning and it’s not a tower. They may in fact serve pizza here but in what parallel universe does satisfying one requirement out of any given three qualify as permissible? These are the things ...
“Apart” of the process (and why I hate everyone)
I had a job interview this morning for a position I normally wouldn’t even consider, but given the current job market it appears I have no choice. I opened up the company file which included a job description and key characteristics desired f...
Flashback Friday: The one where I sabotage a relationship without even trying
Today’s Flashback Friday is a guide on “How to sabotage a relationship without even trying” (not to be confused with the time I sabotaged a relationship *while* trying). But there’s no proof I ever did that, right? RIGHT? ...
Flashback Friday: Why is this prison guy talking to me?
I originally began this blog to document the life and times of a Midwestern girl who impulsively moved to Los Angeles. As such, I am going to start “Flashback Friday” where I will feature an old post and original photo, presumably about...
It’s not “convenient.” It’s “normal” (and you’re an idiot).
I’ve been out of a full-time job for about a week and excelled at improving my “mega-bitch” behavior, in record time. I’ve immersed myself in the job search and I’ll be honest: It’s about as much fun as pul...
A public service announcement
“Hi Karlie, this is your father. I’m calling at 9:57 a.m., on a Saturday, from home. Call me back when you get this message. At home. Bye honey; I love you. K, bye.” Oh my God, that’s so weird because my caller I.D. JUS...
Things I consider common sense when taking the subway
*This is a post from last Spring that I am re-featuring now in a futile attempt to impress the hiring managers at The Onion. Please post lots of comments about how awesome I am. MAKE ME LOOK GOOD, INTERNET. If you do, I might show you a boob. (...
Passion and intrigue on the 394
Am I the only one already sick of talking about daylight savings time? Is it really still the day’s biggest talking point? There is a pair of middle-aged individuals-who are not dating, because believe me I don’t see that happening anytim...
Dear iPhone
Dear iPhone, I have loved you unconditionally since day one. Our relationship has been great. You’re there when I need to update my Facebook status to let the world know that I just ate a burrito the size of my face, or to express my fear o...
