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He Score, He Shoot!

He Score, He Shoot!

http://hescoreheshoot.blogspot.com/

A funny, sarcastic hockey blog focussed on, but not limited to, the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Edmonton Oilers. The funniest hockey blog out there! Wait. The only funny hockey blog out there!

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  • TML: Here\'s to Future Days

    Posted on Friday November 6th, 2009 at 13:11 in osaka senators, abandoned cistern

    Here is Greener's post from this morning's Pension Plan Puppets.A funny thing happens to a young NHL superstar on his way to setting a personal high in shots in a game: you electrify a nation driven mad with desire for culpable proof that their team ...

  • Maple Leafs: Turn Head, Cough

    Posted on Monday October 26th, 2009 at 14:19 in hilarious crickets sound, full fee

    As a doctor, I have devoted my life to ending the pain and suffering of those wretched souls who wander the world without hope, without direction. Choosing this path in life has brought me many riches; for example, it's how I met Moose. But now I wa...

  • KICKIN\' THE TIRES

    Posted on Saturday October 24th, 2009 at 21:35 in dave andreychuk scored 53 in 93-94 and gary leeman scored 51 in 89-90., rick vaive scored 54 goals in 81-82 52 in 83-84 and 51 in 82-83

    I'm a Torontonian, born and raised, and on her playgrounds is where I skated most of my days. Even though my important years were spent in the Cabbagetown section of the city, my first home, right after I was born, was Mimico. In fact some of my ...

  • SYMPTOM V CAUSE

    Posted on Wednesday October 21st, 2009 at 02:09 in miami, sockless pastels

    You can ask my posting brothers here at He Score He Shoot about all the posts I have begun but never finished this season. They're just sitting there in the dashboard of HS/HS mocking me in their unfinished-ness. I see them, with their barely fun...

  • STOP WITH THE PANIC YOU DUMMY

    Posted on Friday October 9th, 2009 at 20:20 in see what i did there? spare it up.

    I have been accused of being a hater. I know that there are things that make my fists ache from squeezing them so hard. Everybody knows about my personal fatwa against the nation's capital (I will hereby never use that city's name again in print),...

  • WILL HE OR WON'T HE? I DUNNO

    Posted on Thursday October 8th, 2009 at 12:53 in 1982 vancouver canucks

    Right off the bat I should tell you that this post will not be about the sens and or my snarling, angry wound of a loathe for them. I know that seems odd, as your old pal Norte rarely crawls from under the overpass unless it is to write a screed abou...

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This blog is currently rated a 4.75 out of a possible 5 based on 4 comments.

stevens8204

5 stars Chris Wassel

They may just be right...one of the zaniest blogs out there...period!! If you want a laugh...don't drink any soda before reading or the laugh may be on you literally!

Posted: January 20th, 2009 | More Reviews From stevens8204 | Report This Comment

mickmck707

4 stars MICHAEL MCKENNA

good idea

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Prider

5 stars Prider

Good job! There's not many of us out there. Keep'er up bro.

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stevens8204

5 stars Chris Wassel

Great to read and always right on!!!!

Posted: December 12th, 2007 | More Reviews From stevens8204 | Report This Comment

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