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Heart, Aunt Bee
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My mind is starting to go. So Heart, Aunt Bee is basically a place for me to have a record of all my memories. They're kind of stupid and full of inside jokes. But they're my memories and they're special to me. I've gotta store the cheese somewhere!
Recent Posts
But Then the Smell Hits \'Em
Hooray! I went from zero posts to thirty posts in one day. I'm tired!I'm watching Hoarders. AND THERE ARE DEAD CATS IN THAT LADY'S HOUSE!!!And rotten pumpkins in this lady's house!"Didn't you hoard a pumpkin once?"And then I realized I didn't tell...
There Ought to Be a Law Against Anyone Who Takes Offense
I went home for the weekend and told my mom she should make me lasagne. She always makes me lasagne for my birthday and she didn't do it this year. So I whined and she got cranky."Well! You haven't been home for me to make it!"I whined some more a...
The Words She Knows the Tune She Hums
Wayne and I were playing our game again the other day when I thought I had a clear winner."Elton 'Tiny Dancer!'""The Beatles, 'Back in the U.S.S.R.' Epic battle!"And then we argued for ten minutes over which won. I love the Beatles, but I would tot...
Makin\' a List
Hey all you Black Friday shoppers! Don't forget to buy a "Come Hither" Santa!...
With My Favorite Red Spoon
When I was little, there was always room for everyone at Mamo's dining table. Jill and I always sat together so we could continue our non-stop streak of holiday giggling.One holiday, we thought it would be hilarious to fling a piece of corn across t...
Remember Long Ago, Together Laughing
Yes, I'm that crazy fool who went to WAL-MART of all places today after busting my hump at work. Seriously! I thought the day before Thanksgiving was supposed to be a total slacker day!When I got home, I had a bunch of heavy bags loading down my ar...

