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A twenty-something woman's life. Inconsistent with updates, but I'm charming. Doesn't that make up for a lot?
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Weekend Update
I spent my Saturday in bed, nursing the mother of all hangovers while watching Animal Cops and crying because I was either outraged and disappointed in people, or because I was happy to see sad storie...
Oh noes
I found a gray hair today. It’s downhill from here, isn’t it? ...
My friends! My friends!
When John McCain says “my friends” during the presidential debates, which is a lot, I am reminded of one of Tracey Ullman’s characters named Chic. He’s a middle eastern cab d...
Let’s make it a music day
I don’t have anything interesting to write, so I’m just going to link to different youtube music videos that I like and we can pretend this was worth your time, ok? Thanks. 1. Solang...
Auto-fill is cramping my style
You know what I hate? When I’m typing a text message and it automatically fills out the words for me. This is usually a helpful feature that I take advantage of, but sometimes it’s an...
Yon sorra shooo. Yes ee shooo, oooo!
I was reading some gossip blogs this morning and came across this beautiful rendition of Mariah Carey’s “Without You”. Yes, it’s in English. Serious note: I wish Mariah Ca...
Propositioned
I was running an errand before grocery shopping earlier today, and while I was waiting in my car for my sister, the old, drunk guy in the car next to mine shouted at me, “Get over here and suck ...
Dress for success: wear a cup!
Here is the short version of what happened. I typed this while drunk on vodka last night, so excuse anything that doesn’t seem like it makes any sense: The drive there was strange because he w...
See Jane run
I’m getting really nervous about the hotel/casino plans. Yeah, it sounds fun, but it might be too much time for two people who are still new at getting to know each other to be together, you...
Please STFU
God damn, The View makes me want to scream. I’ve never seen a full show of theirs, only clips here and there on the internet, but out of those clips, I haven’t even been able make it to ...
What’s in a name, anyway?
I don’t suggest looking up your name’s definition in the Urban Dictionary. Most of it will be lovely, cutesy stuff written by people with an obvious bias towards someone of your name, ...
Yeah, so, about all that sadness.
I went to the doctor a couple weeks ago and he put me on an anti-depressant that made me feel even worse, and after I was instructed by my doctor to discontinue its use, he gave me samples of another ...
Hard hitting
The Letterman/McCain video has been making it’s way around the internet for about a week, so I may be late posting but it’s still funny. I promise it is. And he continued the next night...
Romance update
Below the fold.. Things are going grrrrreat, Tiger. He’s a totally sweet and attentive guy that seems to really like me, and feeling wanted by a nice guy isn’t exactly a hardship. So...
What an inspiration
Say hello to Henry Earl, aka James Brown, from Lexington, Kentucky: On Monday he was arrested for the 1,000th time since 1992. Nearly all of those arrests were from public intoxication. ...
Of course we saw this coming
Sometimes the world is a crazy, scary place where nothing is as it seems, but this is not one of those times. Everything is exactly how it seemed for years. Good for him, by the way. People jok...
Young politics
I walked into the kitchen earlier and saw my 10 year old nephew sitting by himself at the counter reading my subscription to Time magazine. When I asked what he was doing he started talking to me ab...
I must know these things
The best thing on cable is HBO’s new series, True Blood. I never read any of the books and I’m typically not into vampire stories, but I’m a sucker for a show that has great charac...
Scientology will find you
I said something to a friend yesterday about how much I love that Anonymous, the anti-Scientology group, wears V for Vendetta masks when they protest, and it kind of sparked a two second debate on who...
I wonder what they’re selling
God, it feels good to be home. I was in Louisville, Kentucky for a couple of hours today and the drive home was hell. I’m not going to get into the details, but I was stuck in traffic on t...
Endless thirst
Forget hunger. If I could crawl into a river right now and lay down with my mouth open to gulp up the entire current, I would. I’m that thirsty and I’m constantly drinking and peeing...
I’ll let you know.
One of my friend’s solution to everything is dating. She’s in a long-term relationship so really it’s her solution to all of my problems. She hasn’t been a very good ...
Hold on to your hats
When I woke up yesterday I was not feeling that shred of hope I felt the day before. I was thinking I might have jumped ahead of myself by writing what I wrote because I was feeling the same way I f...
Pretty please, with a cherry on top?
The Colts better win today. My true love, Dallas Clark, is out with a knee injury and I am in no mood for a loss. Will I still heart them if they lose? Of course. Will I be pissed? Oh, yo...
Glided in on a dog sled, wearing a pageant sash and Tina Fey glasses
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are great together. Fey returned to SNL last night and rocked it as Sarah Palin, while Poehler played Clinton. So funny. Video here....
A collection of thoughts
Before I get started I should say that the recent downfall in the romantic department actually has very little to do with the current state of things, and that isn’t a reflection on how deeply I...
Well, that’s that.
There are things I want to write about, but I know this person reads the blog and I don’t want to make things any harder for him. I think it’s hard for both of us right now, and there is...
What about now?
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet? [via effing the ineffable]...
Music and personality
The type of music you listen to says something about your personality. I listen to a little bit of everything, and I don’t have one genre that I listen to exclusively which makes it hard to kn...
How do you sleep?
I start off laying in bed in the Yearner position, except with one bent knee, and always turn to the Freefaller position, also with one knee bent, when I’m about to nod off. Apartently this ...