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A twenty-something woman's life. Inconsistent with updates, but I'm charming. Doesn't that make up for a lot?
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Goodbye, Stranger.
This blog now has a new home: workhorseblues.com See you there. ...
Conversation on Omegle
Stranger: hi there You: what’s going on? Stranger: ohhh nothing much Stranger: just smokin some weeeeeeeeeeeeeed Stranger: :D You: lame. Stranger: how the fuck os that lame Stranger: is* Stranger: weeed is awsome You: no, it...
No, small Asian kid, nooooooooooo!!
Why why why why WHY GOD WHY: Most awkward minute of my life. NSFW because of the word “tittays”. ...
dreams and things
It’s always fun when complete strangers tell you about their dreams, isn’t it? Tops the list, you might even say. Here’s mine from last night. I lived in the same apartment building as I do now, yet the inside was like the house...
Oh hells yes.
I just watched the trailer for The Lovely Bones and it looks great. One of my favorite books, and I cried like a baby when I read it. This is going to be good. The only thing that makes me go “eh” is Mark Wahlberg. He created Ent...
Beautiful
A hypothetical
What do you do if the one thing in your life that makes you happy is suddenly jeopardized by something completely out of your control? You have the option of sticking it out and hoping for the best with a very large, very real chance of having your...
Honey, I’m HOME!
I missed home. I missed Wally and Molly, and my bed with the comfy pillows. I missed the cloudy, dreary weather. I missed everything about this state, this town and my boring, daily life but it was good to be away for a while. Where do I star...
Wind beneath my wings
Do you realize that I am 29 years old, and this upcoming trip is my first adult vacation where I actually GO somewhere? It’s wildly exciting and I am excited. I was six years old the last time I went somewhere on vacation, also to Florida...
The weather forecast for my stay in Sunny Florida
I’ll probably come back with Syphillus
My Dad is a penny pincher. He has also insisted on paying for the hotel in Savannah, Georgia, and knowing my dad, I knew this hotel wouldn’t be anything grand. Still, I don’t need fancy hotels – just a clean bed to sleep in for ...
Road trip
I’m taking a little vacation down to Florida in 11 days. My sister and oldest nephew are coming with me and we’re driving the whole way there. Well, I am. The nephew is still a kid and the sister is an inexperienced driver, so IR...
Where I worry about my cat, like the crazy cat lady that I am
Remember when Smokey’s eye was infected? It’s still a little watery and not quite right thanks to the roommates being idiots and not giving their cat the medicine she needs. Grrr. Don’t get me started on this. Because I live w...
Strange ducklings
If Smokey the One Eyed Kitten wants to nurse from the teat of Wallace, my male dog, then who am I to judge? You’re a good little momma, Wally. ...
What I’ve been up to
Working. A lot. And worrying about money. The two go hand in hand. I’m free for the next two days with no obligations and I plan on enjoying every damn second of it. Tonight I went to buy some healthy snacks and walked out of the store ...
This happens a lot
Last night I had a dream about strawberries. It was the only bit of any dream from last night that I remember, but there was a woven basket of big, beautiful, red, ripe strawberries and I wanted to buy them but they were too expensive. Earlier to...
I look worse than I am
Not even an hour after I published the previous post to this blog I started vomiting and passing out. As you know, I’d rather puke every day for the rest of my life than blackout because I hate it that much, but it seems like my body doesn&...
I work hard for the money. So hard for it, honey.
There is a blister on my pinky toe that is roughly the size of my pinky toe. So basically my pinky toe is double in size and I feel like one of those cartoon character with a throbbing, dramatic injury. Also, it’s infected. Ouch! There is...
Not feeling at home, sweet home.
I moved. Question to no one in particular: how long after moving does it take you to feel at home and not a guest in a strange place? There are some serious lighting issues in this apartment. In my bedroom there are no lights at all, but curiou...
Derby Festival is serious business.
Last weekend I went to Kentucky as they kicked off the beginning of Derby Festival. There was an air show, fireworks, lots of AC/DC, Top Gun soundtrack and drunk, shirtless people all on the river bank. It was a fun time. I took 476 pictures th...
Go, underdog, GO!
I finally figured out what it is about this video that makes me cry so much: I love when underestimated people can shut up a crowd. Beautiful. Standing ovation, BITCHES! ...
You knew this was coming.
Tweet tweet.
My sister bought two Budgies yesterday. Our Grandma had a huge bird named Polly for years that would say things like “Elvis? Is that YOU?!” I wasn’t a fan of the bird because it looked like it would take off one of my fingers ...
The longest year of my life.
I love you and miss you, Mom. Time drags by without you. The last picture actually made me laugh a little bit because at first I thought, “Mom looks tired in this picture”, but if you look closely, it’s easy to see why. In the...
One of my favorite things.
What I love about dogs: when I pet them, they lean their body against my legs and it feels like a hug. It never fails in making me smile, feel safe and comforted. Even when I have a water logged house that I have to deal with. ...
Screwed.
I went to the house today to do the pre-move cleaning, and I walked into moldy ceilings, warped floors that are about to cave in and a flooded basement. It’s completely unlivable from all of the water damage and I’m back to square one...
Oh, crap.
The madness is setting in. Electricity, water and gas will all be turned on by Tuesday, and the cable/internet/phone will be installed on the 30th. My things have to be there at that time to ensure everything is in working order, so I’m mov...
Today can suck it.
I’m going out to drink my face off. ...
For the third time.
I love this face, but why does he make it so hard? Sigh. Sad fact: I was walking to my car to run an errand and saw this guy walking halfway down the street and headed in my direction. He spotted me, RAN with his tail wagging and greeted me wit...
Bossy bench.
I’m really going to miss views like this when I move to the city. ...
