This blog was started with the intention of providing our dear reader with inspiration to get back at his exes who have betrayed and thwarted him in his search for love.
Our advice is about D- average, and our revenge tactics rarely work.
We have recently interspered the Hexing with Special Interest stories - i.e. they will be of interest to you if you went to a Special School, like us.
We hope you enjoy your visit. If you don't, please don't tell anyone and leave quietly as we are both real cowards deep down.
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This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 11 comments.
Mark DykemanAgnes and Matt rock!
This blog has the strongest tone or voice of any of my favorite reads. If you're looking for Grade 6 English with LOTZ OF PICKTURZ, this is the wrong place. If you are looking for wit, humor, and some genuine humanity, search no longer!
TakeshiMy friend Hawk turned me on to this site. If you haven't paid a visit, you are missing out. I laughed, scratched my head, and a host of other unmentionables. The lady has a kewl sassiness and edgy writing that I thoroughly enjoy! Will be adding her to my blogroll!
I just want to know what Make & Model broom she rides?
Go visit Ms. Agnes Mildew (what a name) and see for yourself!
HawkFirst time I visited this site all I did was just chuckle!
Great reading; a nice escape!
Have added this delightful site to my roll!
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PaulaI laughed so much at this blog, I could hardly see! Highly recommended read.
Jayne MA great read! I'll be back often!
alcomentAn excellent blog and one of my daily reads.
Dry humour which always cracks me up. You'll read once and be addicted.
karenQuite witty and unexpected. One click and I was sucked right in. What a delight!
Reasonable RobinsonThe Wicked Witch is wicked!
mark mclauchlanHexmyex is a well written example of the dry, cynical and sometimes surreal humour found in the north England.
Do yourself a favour and read it!
HeatherWho says exes aren't a laughing matter?
After reading this blog, not only will you have laughed so hard you'll cough up a kidney, but you'll walk away with some pretty good ideas on how to "hex an ex."
And really, who can't use that valuable information?
You'll laugh so hard whatever you're drinking will come out of your nose. Trust me. I speak from experience.
And you'll want her to be your friend. She's that much fun.
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I've been fanatically reading this blog for over a month now and it only just occurred to me that I have failed to give it a proper rating. 10+++++++! Ms. Mildew is so witty and keen-minded that I always give a sigh of contentment after visiting her site. It's comforting to know there are bloggers out there who rightly capture the essence of humanity with a strong dose of humor. Be forewarned: once you start reading this blog, you may not be able to stop.
Posted: October 14th, 2007 | More Reviews From Keli | Report This Comment