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Hippie and the Midgets
http://kristiz.blogspot.com/
It's difficult raising three teenage girls, but there's alot of humor in it too. Share my journey with me and come to understand that there is no right way.
Recent Posts
Do I look GIRLIE to you???!
Okay, so looking for the perfect wedding attire. Me. The one who despises weddings has become obsessed. WHY?Because I love him more than anything and being together means so much to me that I want it to be perfect and simple and meaningful.So toda...
But MOM, I need to bother you every two minutes
to make sure I'm still breathing? To keep me from taking more than two deep breaths? Why do these children keep calling me when it's OBVIOUS that I've shut myself in my room? I haven't gone anywhere. I'm laying on my bed in the dark enjoying a si...
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If you combine my hatred of weddings with my dread of Facebook's influences on how we interact, you get the story of the groom who stopped his wedding to update his facebook status. While this does not shock me, as Facebookitis creeps through our soc...
Ow My Boob Hurts
I think I pulled a muscle in my boob yesterday. Don't laugh. It's not funny. I made a grocery list. Then I lost it before I left the house. I searched for it everywhere, but left without it. Then I got a basket instead of a cart, cause I hate using c...
Back Asswards
I decided to hit my head hard enough to put myself into a comaSo that the next 183 days will go by faster. Only I hit my ass instead.On the corner of the coffee table.(And no, the coffee table is not super-tall and I am not a midget.)But it must hav...
Thoughts for This Evening
If I can hang out with Keira Knightley by climbing into a cupboard then I'm going to do it right now. I hope she's under the kitchen sink because I think that's the only one I can fit into.Why do my teenager's friends use up my limited texting by te...

