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HlavCo Intl.

http://www.hlavco.com

HlavCo Intl. Corporate Intranet Site. Tips for writing email and the working in a corporate setting. Send your business questions to famed CEO Richard Hlava.

• Added on: Oct 13th, 2009
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: Rufus Hickman
• Listed in: Business Humor
• Tags: business office corporate workplace business humor office humor

Recent Posts

• My Coworker Keeps Pooping Her Pants

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 15:42 in productivity, poop, ceo q&a

  Dear Mr. Hlava, My coworker keeps pooping her pants. I don’t want to come across as some snob or anything, but I’m not really a fan of sitting next to someone who poops her pants at least once a week. I know we have toilets around here, ...

• eMemo: Fire Alarm Monday

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 08:28 in fire alarm, internal communication

  This Monday we will conduct our periodic fire alarm testing at all HlavCo Intl. subsidiaries. The test will begin at 8 a.m. and conclude at 4:45 p.m. If during that time you do not hear a fire alarm going off, please make your way to the nearest exit...

• Misspell Words in Important Email

  Posted on Monday October 26th, 2009 at 13:21 in email, spellcheck, ceobservations, misspell words

  Misspell words when you need something done right this second. If an important person like you doesn’t have time for spellcheck – or even looking at the email you sent, then the nobody on the receiving end should realize the importance of the ta...

• Should I Invest in the Stock Market?

  Posted on Tuesday October 20th, 2009 at 07:05 in Retirement, stock market, Pension, casino, dow jones, ceo q&a

  Dear Mr. Hlava, I saw the other day that the stock market is back above 10,000 points. Do you know what a point is? Anyway, I’m wondering if I should invest my savings in the stock market. Considering how we have to work for you for 10 years to...

• eMemo: Extended Halloween Dress Code

  Posted on Monday October 19th, 2009 at 06:35 in halloween, vampire, dress code, internal communication

  Mr. Hlava has requested that the Halloween dress code be extended from immediately until October 31 at all HlavCo Intl. subsidiaries. In addition to the mandatory dressing-up-in-a-costume from now until October 31, we ask that you bring candy to work...

• Should I Join the Military Insteasd of Work for You?

  Posted on Saturday October 17th, 2009 at 13:34 in Accounts Payable, military, Army, ceo q&a

  Dear Mr. Hlava, I’ve been here two years and haven’t seen one pay increase. What’s up with that? Maybe I should join the military instead of work for you. At least with the army, I can shoot people while not getting paid. I also hea...

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