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Holy Mackerel: This is Life. My Life
http://marymoores.blogspot.com
My site is about daily life, being a mother, a wife, a Realtor, writer, and all that these things entail.
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Sex And The Hairdresser In The City
I had the most interesting pseudo-sexual experience while getting my hair cut and highlighted last week, and I just had to share it with all of you because, although I may not know all of you personally, I know you all need to know my deepest, darkes...
No Poops Or Toilets In This Post. Well, Just A Few.
So, my daughter informed me that my last few posts were boring, and that I had to stop talking about my feces all the time. She's so picky. And judgmental.Okay, so I'll stop. But, as I explained to Em, my blog is about me and my life, and if all that...
When The Poop Hits The Fan, I Go Shopping
My butt has a brain. And thoughts. And opinions, apparently.Because ever since the doctor gave me the orders to get my poop tested, my butt has refused to give up the goods. It's been six days now, folks! SIX POOPLESS days, after eight tiring WEEKS o...
Lopsided Lactoids Don\'t Show Up On Passport Photos, Thank God
I have to buy a swimsuit, guys. And the only ones I've found so far are at least $100, which makes me convulse. And what makes my limbs flail about like they're attached to a marionette is this: I can't find one that kindly hides the fact that my che...
My Brain Has Exploded
Here I sit, brokenhearted. Paid a dime, only ... Wait! I sort of went off on a tangent there. What I MEANT to say was: Here I sit, brokenhearted, waiting for my intestines to stop cramping so that I can plan my day, seeing as I've spent the past thre...
I Am Truly Blessed
If you've read my blog for a while, you'll know all too well I try to inject a little humour (yes, that's what it's supposed to be ... now you know you're supposed to laugh) into my posts, regardless of how mundane or solemn their topics might be.Lat...


This blog never fails to make me laugh. Funny lady.
Posted: April 23rd, 2009 | More Reviews From Hugz | Report This Comment