Recent Posts Tagged With 'anything can be a necklace'

• I watch too much Intervention

  Posted on Friday September 4th, 2009 at 14:14 in jk, anything can be a necklace, the geek shall inherit the earth

  "I don't know what the problem is, I put the chemical formula you gave me in the spoon and I cooked it up, but no meth came out... Amphetamines are so complicated! I'm going back to huffing."(Actually that is the molecular formula for sugar, a spoonf...

• @Internetz Necklaze 2.0 (beta) Superhighway

  Posted on Tuesday August 18th, 2009 at 21:57 in internet, jk, anything can be a necklace, osteoporosis in my hipster

  I picture a well-meaning grandma wearing this. "My grandson calls all his computer-friends this word, he calls them nubs. I just want to be nubs with my grandson, he's such a good boy and we hardly ever see each other! I think we are going to get ice...

• Cookies Spilling Out of Every Cranny

  Posted on Wednesday August 5th, 2009 at 13:18 in poop, fake food, jk, anything can be a necklace

  Let's take off our sociological analysis hats, shall we, and not really delve too deeply into why the trend for draping yourself in plasticene junk food has exploded in the midst of slavering media coverage of the so-called obesity epidemic. As far a...

• Choose your own snarkventure

  Posted on Wednesday July 8th, 2009 at 14:50 in jk, low idea values, anything can be a necklace, high production values

  1. Halloween has officially run out of "Sexy ____" costumes when we are forced to witness "Sexy Bodybuilding Hair Stylist".OR2. If you had to pick one thing to purchase in this picture--one thing only now, none of this wishing-for-three-more-wishes ...