Recent Posts Tagged With 'baby'

• We Have a Winner!!

  Posted on Wednesday December 23rd, 2009 at 23:30 in baby, jesus, competition

  Yes, I know everyone on here is a big loser, but "The Biggest Loser" was already taken. Go figure.  So we have a winner! The biggest winner!And somebody actually guessed correctly what the fuck this glowing Jesus baby is all about: Msunflower! B...

• Got To Give Props Where Props Are Due.

  Posted on Thursday October 1st, 2009 at 18:29 in baby, crochet, placenta

  Way to be creepy as fuck, crocheted umbilical newborn baby doll creature with removeable placenta. I'm truly terrified. Good for you....

• Someone call social services

  Posted on Thursday September 24th, 2009 at 05:15 in baby, jk

  Nature or nurture? Is the instinct to wrap yourself in ill-fitting denim sewn haphazardly to whatever you can sweep off the floor at the Ugly Tablecloth Factory up the hill passed down biologically? Or is it taught? We have only begun to investigate ...

• Mrs. Stewart, You've Lost The Plot

  Posted on Friday September 11th, 2009 at 17:00 in baby, martha stewart, lobster

  Dear God, Martha. Seriously. While this baby-stuffed lobster would be tasty, I'm sure, with some melted garlic butter and horseradish, it's still a lobster stuffed with live baby at the end of the day. Jesus Christ....

• The Lolrus Won't Be Happy

  Posted on Wednesday April 22nd, 2009 at 21:05 in baby, bucket

  It's late. I'm tired. And this is a baby in a bucket. Go figure.source...

• Why's That Tiny, Naked Man Crying?

  Posted on Tuesday April 7th, 2009 at 20:19 in baby, clothing

  For those days you need reminding just what the hell it is that you've been breastfeeding:...