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Hot Child In The Suburbs

http://www.hotchildinthesuburbs.blogspot.com

The daily rants and ramblings of a city girl soon to be exiled into the suburbs...

Added on: Aug 8th, 2008
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Athena
Listed in: Humor Personal
Tags: funny humor Personal crazy suburban no-idea-what-i'm-doing

Recent Posts

Spankings and apologies

Posted on Tuesday December 16th, 2008 at 09:06 in excuses, hugs, kisses, slapping that ass, aplogies

Someone sent me an email the other day and was like, "Where the fuck are you? You havent been held hostage by anyone, have you? Attacked by crazed soccer moms? Dolphin mauling? WTF! Post something!" and I know, I know, I have been like the laziest, s...
Everyone needs a little holiday cheer

Posted on Thursday December 4th, 2008 at 14:02 in weed, christmas, ideas that will surely get you arrested

Remember my inspiring post about "questionable" side jobs? Apparently I forgot "Appliance Shipper/Drug Smuggler", cause I found a whole bunch of weed in my oven this weekend.Go figure I'll find it when I don't smoke anymore, right? Imagine me at 21 c...
Love her

Posted on Thursday November 20th, 2008 at 16:16 in music, my mom, song lyrics that are wrong

Mom: So have you heard that really catchy song about McDonalds?Me: Huh?Mom: You know, dadadada-da-da-da-da, if you catch me at Mcdonalds I got visa's in my name....Me: Mom. Thats not what she says.Mom: What do you mean? She even talks about cheesebur...
Snuggled in a warm, floral embrace

Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 12:30 in suburbia, misfit, craft stores, i love garden ridge, i actually used to work there in high school

Ya'll.Suburbia ROCKS.Kohls, Michaels, THE FREAKIN' RIDGE, Fazoli's, and the list goes on. MORE RETAIL FOR ME. SPEND SPEND SPEND. MUST BE BETTER THAN NEIGHBORS. I NEED AN AIRWICK AIR FRESHENER NOWWWWWWWWWWW.Whoa, sorry guys. I've been here for like, 3...
Proud member of the itty bitty booty committee

Posted on Monday November 17th, 2008 at 14:18 in moving, butts, i am insane

So here I am. Posting from our new place. And it hurts, ya'll. Not emotionally, I mean it literally fucking hurts - our chair is too short for the built in "office center" aka a desk with some shelves, and my wrists are elevated and resting on the ha...
The joys of suburbia

Posted on Monday November 10th, 2008 at 13:21 in moving, suburbia, depressing

So, we finally did it. We scoured the 'burbs, we cased the neighborhoods, we checked rottenneighbor.com, and finally signed a lease. Signed our life away to suburban hell. Goodbye, skyline, hello outlet mall.Half our house is in boxes, which makes li...