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DJ Niki Belucci - The Cool and Dirt Factor
I think you guys now know how I feel about DJ’s. For all you newcomers feel free to check out my posts on DJ Colleen Shannon and DJ Tamara Sky. To sum up, I love female DJ’s simply becau...
Avy Lee Roth - Crazy Gift to the Adult World
This may be a very obscure reference, but if you’ve seen the movies “Down and Out In Beverly Hills” or “Batteries Not Included” there’s an actress by the name of El...
The Most Commented post in this Site’s Existence: Kristin Ferry Has an Official Myspace Page
Let me tell you what’s going on here and why. There might be a lot of disagreements on this selection but I absolutely love this chick. She’s kind of like a poor man’s Romy. You m...
Top Ten Tatooed Myspace Girls (And what it all means)
I figured I’d give you all a nice little topical article for the end of this week. Exactly what does it mean to have a tattoo? For some girls it’s an innocent little rose on the ankle. ...
From The Archives: Latina Bombshell Brenda Lynn…And They’re Real - WOW
This post is a rare occasion. It’s a given how sexy Latina girls are. Whether it’s the dancing in their genes, ability to shake those hips, or the sexy accent, the Latina’s really ...
There’s Something About Amandine
I can’t even remember how I came across this French psycho type of a girl’s Myspace Profile but I’m glad I did. I feel like she’s one step away from getting about 50 offensive...
Sivan Krispin Was Deceptive at First Glance
I’ll be honest here. I was debating showing you guys a picture that I deemed crappy. You see, Sivan has this personal Myspace Profile that doesn’t really reflect how hot she really is. ...
I Really Missed Denise Milani
How the hell do you choose a first picture to post of Denise Milani? Most of us know who she is and what her “gifts” to the male world are. So I figured the most appropriate picture woul...
I Hope Daniela Pane Becomes a Household Name
There’s something I like very much about this Daniela Pane. There’s also some things that I don’t like. I’m a little disturbed that the whole Italian guido/guidette thing tha...
Danielle Mabelle Has MTV Written All Over Her
And I’m not just saying that because she’s a pretty Asian who parties in clubs and has an above average breast size. I’m saying it because she’s a pretty Asian who parties har...
What would it take to convince Jaimie Nicole?
Man does this girl remind me of the woman who could play the perfect MILF. Seriously. This is a very obscure reference but I’m hoping that Jaimie becomes the next Candy Vegas.(scroll down and ...
From the Archives: Is Louise Glover Destined to Be in the WWE?
It’s always nice to see Louise Glover because she’s ridiculous. It’s also nice to know she has a Myspace Profile. Louise is yet another British girl who simply mystifies me. Not ...
103.7 The Q’s Vanity is a Very Real Type of Gal
Alright, let’s get this out of the way first. Vanity has got a nose ring. Now, I’m not the biggest fan of nose rings but hers is very small and in some instances it’s actually kind...
The Prom Dress Wearing, French Kisser Allie
Allie is the second girl on the left. For the record I’d take any of these girls and I’d let the girl on the right manhandle me. Since I can’t see her age on her Myspace Profile I k...
You Might Disagree with Tammy Vallejos but I like her
I’m not going to lie. Tammy Vallejos is very hit or miss. If you’re into the Latina spice and ridiculous body then that’s cool. Her Myspace Profile has some fun songs on it if tha...
Laura Leigh Resurrected - Personal Party Pictures Added
You guys may or not remember my post on Laura Leigh. If you’ve forgotten, no big deal. You can always look at her Myspace profile to bring back the memories. I’m guessing after you take...
Kacie Lynn Hangs Out with Really Cool Guys
She’s 24, she calls herself Kacie Lynn and she’s from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Sounds like a promising start to me. And while Southern girls are usually a big plus, the pictures you are ab...
“Model Nicole” Almost Looks Like Tori Spelling
As you will all see and recognize from her Myspace Profile, this girl Nicole is quite sexy. That part is obvious. What’s not so obvious is that there’s a slight resemblance to Tori Spell...
Christina Marie Gets Around
By get around I wish I meant slept with every possible dude imaginable. However, according to her Myspace Profile Christina is a big time traveler due to her modeling responsibilities. So when she&#...
Corona Girl Unfortunately Loves Guidos
It’s a real shame too. Other than her pictures, I can’t quite decipher much of her Myspace Profile. From what I can deduce, this “Corona” chick is only 18 years old, from the...
Maya Simone Has Miracle Skin
You might be wondering what miracle skin is. As you all probably know (or maybe you don’t) many women in this country have what we call “implants.” They are a device that is implan...
Some chick named Ryle Has Got me Riled
Jesus when I’m on I’m on. So I looked at Ryle’s Myspace Profile and noticed that she doesn’t tell us where she’s from. It says “I don’t really live in Chile...
Lucia Tovar’s Been Sitting Out For Too Long
Oh boy! It’s her Official Myspace Page! Can someone explain this whole official Myspace page garbage? I get it if it’s a major celebrity but what if someone else gets to it first? What...
Girls of the Villain Nation - Soli Minoli
I never knew who the Girls of the Villain Nation were but I can tell you this. I will be posting many of them. Soli Minoli (if that’s her real name which I assume it isn’t) is the first...
DJ Strawberry’s Alleged Ex Nicole Needs a Reality Show
Ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to present Nicole. I’ve searched far and wide and cannot for the life of me find her last name. Rumor has it she was a former Maryland Terps Cheerleader a...
Sexy Olly Girl Holly Huddleston
She calls herself “Holly Lolly,” at least according to her Myspace Profile. Apparently Holly here is an Olly girl. I have no idea what that is nor do I really care. I know the Olly rhyme...
Is Louise Glover Destined to Be in the WWE?
It’s always nice to see Louise Glover because she’s ridiculous. It’s also nice to know she has a Myspace Profile. Louise is yet another British girl who simply mystifies me. Not ...
What would it take to convince Jaimie Nicole?
Man does this girl remind me of the woman who could play the perfect MILF. Seriously. This is a very obscure reference but I’m hoping that Jaimie becomes the next Candy Vegas.(scroll down and ...
I Have The Most Hope Dworaczyk Pictures
Put it this way. As long as the baby doesn’t come out having a head the size of Quentin Tarantino then I think we’re fine here. I would assume that Jason Kidd has at least read somethin...
Amy Marie Loves Controversy
Looking like that and loving controversy? You gotta like that. At least that’s what her Myspace Profile headline says. I also must compliment Amy on her professional demeanor displayed in her p...