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Today’s Best - Giant Boobs Aren’t Enough, Kardashian’s Cellulite Treatment, and Los Simpsons
I can totally see why this girl would want to go bigger. You just can’t make it in Go-Go dancing with anything less than a triple G these days. Good for you Sheyla. Just be careful having chi...
Today’s Best - Sammie Pennington Takes it Off, Maria Menounos Spikes It, and A Revealing Hot or Not
Those stockings are pretty much the end of me. I don’t know how this Sammie Pennigton got into the lime light so fast but I made that call a while back. This girl has got some serious skills...
Today’s Best - The Next Erin Andrews, Olivia Munn in a Bikini, and Old School Pro Wrestling
Her name might not be known yet, but she’s got newest bangable reporter written all over her. This is a great find by my man Joe over at Busted Coverage. What a face. She’s what Kirs...
Today’s Best - The Best Sideboobs Contest, More Casey Connelly, and Mavericks Cheerleaders
This would be Erin Nass and side cleavage is quite common with her. You know what else is common with her? Premature Ejaculation. Who Has the Best Side Boobs? - COED Magazine Casey Connelly Part 4...
Today’s Best - Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape and The British Grid Girls Holding Poles
You’re damned right that’s an A1 team. I’d splatter that sauce all over this girl. Actually no, I’d probably splatter my own sauce all over myself being within 5 minutes o...
Today’s Best - The Erin Andrews Birthday Bash and Hotties from Harold and Kumar
You gotta love how she’s always prepared. Even at a basketball game. She’d be a great wife. That or a great eventual candidate for the MILF hunter. The Best of Today Erin Andrews ...
Today’s Best - Ohio State Bikini Beauties and Jake Peavy Drinking Jagr
Yes even in college the Camel’s Toes do come out to play. Apparently this is what life is like over at Ohio State these days. The Best of Today Camel Toes and More at Ohio State - Busted Cover...
Today’s Best - The College Cheerleader Showdown and Something I’d Post
Remember this name: Alyssa Sponaugle. I’ll be calling her Alyssa Splooge and Toggle. You have got to be kidding me. Cheerleaders rule. The Best of Today Which Cheereleaders would you pic...
Today’s Best - Playboy U. Chicks Party in Cabo and Danneel Harris in Lingerie
I could easily jerk off to that girl’s belly button. That is all. The Best of Today Partying it up in Cabo Playboy Style - Busted Coverage Danneel Harris in Maxim - COED Magazine A New Low: No...
Today’s Best - Megan Fox to Appear Topless and The New Miss USA
Rumor has it that Megan Fox will be featured in a new movie directed by Jason Reitman. In one of the scenes Fox will be catfighting with Amanda Seyfriend right down to the underwear. Word is that ...
Today’s Best - The Lovely Julianne Hough and Kansas Partying
Now if she could only hold that position while having sex. My guess is that she’d have no problem doing so. You gotta love “Dancing with the Stars.” Hottie of the Day - Julianne Ho...
Today’s Best - Deuce McAllister Wedding Footage and America’s Craziest Dorm
You’ll have to excuse me, and maybe I’m just immature but every time I see the name or say the name “Deuce” I think of taking a shit. So how in the world can I ever take this...
Today’s Best - Playboy MILF Soccer Mom and Ghost Ride Da Whip
This is a mother? Ladies and Gentlemen. Any time a woman will tell you “It’s so hard to lose weight after child birth. If I get fat you can’t get man” show them this picture...
Today’s Best - Matt Leinart’s Star Status and Lusting for Leyla Milani
Leinert! This guy is what other guys should strive to be. I think I was wrong when I mentioned how much I like Tom Brady. He’s got it wrong. He’s following around a chick that has more...
Today’s Best - Jenna Jameson/Aubrey O’Day and Jenny Frost
I have no idea who Aubrey O’Day is but if she winds up looking like an alligator skin purse then I’ll know that she has Jenna Jameson to thank. What in God’s name are people doing t...
Today’s Best - Hayden Panettiere Cameltoe and Keeley Hazell is Everywhere
Well since the whole world is showing these pictures of Hayden I figured I’d jump on the bandwagon. I’m a fan. Yes, she’s hot. Whatever man, I heard she was kind of mean in real li...
Today’s Best - Elisha Cuthbert Gets an Honor and Jillian Beyor Spring Breaking
I never thought I’d see Elisha Cuthbert look better than she did in The Girl Next Door. I guess I was completely wrong. I think I’ll just try and erase those episodes of “24″...
Today’s Best - Derek Jeter Baking in the Sun and Tara Reid Doesn’t Slur Much
I’m a Yankees fan. I’ve been a Yankees fan my whole life. In all honesty I liked the Yankees better when they sucked and had Dave Winfield (my all time favorite player) and Don Mattingly...
Today’s Best - Joe Francis is the Man and the Schlong Party
I’ve decided that Today’s Twelve and Ten or whatever number I choose to have is kind of gay. Whatever I find on the web, I find. Whatever I want to link to I’ll link to. And that&...
Today’s Twelve - Adios Allison Stokke, Hello Melanie Adams
Hello folks. In case you may have noticed, the powers that be over at Facebook decided it was time for me to stop harassing their ladies. A cease and desist letter put a prompt end to a once promisi...
Today’s Twelve - Ashley Alexandra Dupre and Lohan’s Dad
So yesterday’s picture was NOT the true girl. THIS is the true Spitzer woman. My favorite part about this girl “Kristen,” other than the fact she bangs dudes for thousands of dolla...
Today’s Twelve - UK Playboy’s Louise Glover and Elliot Spitzer’s New Girl!
I wouldn’t pay $5500 for this girl but she’s definitely a cutie. Much hotter than his wife, that’s for sure. The Twelve Kristen Has Quite a Resume - Bitten and Bound Reporter Getti...
Today’s Twelve - Vintage Pamela Anderson and Sexy Cheerleader Photos
I just want to go on record saying that before I discovered the wonder that is insertion I fiddled my stick to pictures of Pamela in Playboy. She was and is ( I don’t care what she looks like ...