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Today’s Twenty: Underwear Dancing, Leann Tweeden, and the Busty Sophie Howard
As nice as it watching these girls sleep in their drawers, I think I’d rather watch them dance. So here’s the deal. I have a small penis. The Twenty A Video of Hot French Chicks Dancing...
Today’s Twenty: A Risky One Night Stand, Kieblers used shorts, and Almudena Fernandez
“Next time you better call baby” What’s going on today folks? Well, I can tell you that I will most likely fall asleep watching the Laker game tonight. I can also tell you that I&...
Today’s Twenty: Ariadne Artiles, Kardashian Fills up her Pants, and Good for Ryan Reynolds
Ariadne Artiles is a Spanish supermodel and that’s kind of all you need to know - [Cameltap] How was your day today folks? Mine was wonderful. A dude managed to take a dump in our company bath...
Today’s Twenty: Topanga Gets Tongued, Jessica Gomes, and Golf Stretching Exercises
Pictures leaked of the former “Topanga” Daniel Fishel kissing some chick. Find out what she wrote about it - [NS4W] Today’s Best Jessica Gomes is yesterday’s Daily Snapshot -...
Today’s Best: The 24 Hour Bikini Tour, Flex in the City, and Holly Madison digs the Lakers
Every hour on the hour these guys are presenting all types of women in bikinis. What a novel idea - [Busted Coverage] The Best Since Sex in the City makes me want to puke, “Flex in the City...
Today’s Best: Carolina Ardohain Resurrected, Derek Jeter’s List, and a South Carolina Playboy Audition
“Wow. We don’t have a very strong grasp on the South American chick market. So it figured Carolina Ardohain wouldn’t be on our radar.” [H/T Busted Coverage] The Best Derek Jeter Has a...
Today’s Best: Katie Price Turns 30, Luana Pavioni, and Lorenzo Lamas’ Daughter
Katie Price, AKA Jordan turns 30 today. Isn’t that nice? I’m still sitting here typing in links and her bombs are constantly being fondled by someone other than myself. What a great ...
Today’s Best: Jets Cheerleader Tryouts, The Official Boob Inspector, and Elizabeth Hurley is MILFian
A message to New York Fans. The Jets are narrowing down their selections for the Jets Cheerleaders or “Flight Crew.” A. Can they join my mile high club and B. The Jets are still gonna bl...
Today’s Best - The Naked News, Carmen Electra Pole Dancing, and Which one’s hotter?
Now this seems like a good idea. The Best of Today Lisa Lewis is now streaking on the news -[Busted Coverage] Carmen Electra teaches us to pole dance - [Don Chavez] Who do you think is hotter? - [Ta...
Today’s Best - The Next Erin and Erin Andrews, Tiffany May in Playboy, and Calella Fest
So it would appear that the next Erin Andrews has already met the real Erin Andrews. Samantha looks a little mannish in this picture but she’s managed to pick herself up and develop into quite...
Today’s Best - Implants All Over the Place, Aniston in a Bikini, and Famous People when they were little
I’ve touched on this topic a number of times. Does it actually matter that a woman has implants? Is it such a bad thing? 99.9% of the time it makes a woman look much much better. Are we to...
Today’s Best - Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape and The British Grid Girls Holding Poles
You’re damned right that’s an A1 team. I’d splatter that sauce all over this girl. Actually no, I’d probably splatter my own sauce all over myself being within 5 minutes o...
Today’s Best - Ohio State Bikini Beauties and Jake Peavy Drinking Jagr
Yes even in college the Camel’s Toes do come out to play. Apparently this is what life is like over at Ohio State these days. The Best of Today Camel Toes and More at Ohio State - Busted Cover...
Today’s Best - Jaime Little Ups Danica Patrick and the Sexy Emelie Svensson
This is Jaime Little from ESPN. While Danica Patrick was not really impressing anyone with her racing victory, Jaime was busy winning her own Grand Prix. Plus, Jaime is just as hot. The Best of To...
Today’s Best - The College Cheerleader Showdown and Something I’d Post
Remember this name: Alyssa Sponaugle. I’ll be calling her Alyssa Splooge and Toggle. You have got to be kidding me. Cheerleaders rule. The Best of Today Which Cheereleaders would you pic...
Today’s Best - Jillian Beyor Overdose and the Sixers Cheerleaders are Drunk
I’m not saying that Jillian Beyor has the perfect face because she does not. But I will see you’ve be very hard pressed to find a better body. Seriously, I would consider it illegal to...
Today’s Best - Playboy U. Chicks Party in Cabo and Danneel Harris in Lingerie
I could easily jerk off to that girl’s belly button. That is all. The Best of Today Partying it up in Cabo Playboy Style - Busted Coverage Danneel Harris in Maxim - COED Magazine A New Low: No...
Today’s Best - Megan Fox to Appear Topless and The New Miss USA
Rumor has it that Megan Fox will be featured in a new movie directed by Jason Reitman. In one of the scenes Fox will be catfighting with Amanda Seyfriend right down to the underwear. Word is that ...
Today’s Best - Eva Longoria Parker Still Shines and a Skanked out Entrepreneur
I’m not going to lie. I’ve talked shit about Longoria before. I said I was getting tired of her. And I now realize that while that thought was legitimate, it was a bit far fetched. Let...
Today’s Best - The Lovely Julianne Hough and Kansas Partying
Now if she could only hold that position while having sex. My guess is that she’d have no problem doing so. You gotta love “Dancing with the Stars.” Hottie of the Day - Julianne Ho...
Today’s Best - Deuce McAllister Wedding Footage and America’s Craziest Dorm
You’ll have to excuse me, and maybe I’m just immature but every time I see the name or say the name “Deuce” I think of taking a shit. So how in the world can I ever take this...
Today’s Best - Playboy MILF Soccer Mom and Ghost Ride Da Whip
This is a mother? Ladies and Gentlemen. Any time a woman will tell you “It’s so hard to lose weight after child birth. If I get fat you can’t get man” show them this picture...
Today’s Best - Matt Leinart’s Star Status and Lusting for Leyla Milani
Leinert! This guy is what other guys should strive to be. I think I was wrong when I mentioned how much I like Tom Brady. He’s got it wrong. He’s following around a chick that has more...
Today’s Best - Michelle Ryan is Sexy and A Disturbing Look at Dictators
I can’t say I’m a huge fan of her face. Luckily it didn’t take too long for my eyes to wander below the face. Turns out Michelle was an attempted Bond girl (lost out to Eva Green) ...
Today’s Best - Hayden Panettiere Cameltoe and Keeley Hazell is Everywhere
Well since the whole world is showing these pictures of Hayden I figured I’d jump on the bandwagon. I’m a fan. Yes, she’s hot. Whatever man, I heard she was kind of mean in real li...
Today’s Best - Elisha Cuthbert Gets an Honor and Jillian Beyor Spring Breaking
I never thought I’d see Elisha Cuthbert look better than she did in The Girl Next Door. I guess I was completely wrong. I think I’ll just try and erase those episodes of “24″...
Today’s Best - Keeley Hazell Topless and Barry Bonds Is Still With Us
I have no comment on this because I just shit my pants. Good God. The Best of Today Keeley Hazell Couldn’t Be Any More NSFW - Dirty Rotten Barry Bonds Chilling and Eating Crap Food - Busted Cov...
Today’s Best - Amanda Beard Makes the Top 25 and A Great Bitch Slap
I’ll be the first to admit it. I don’t think Amanda Beard is all that attractive. I could share some pretty assy pictures of her. However, I will say this. When she’s done up, ai...
Today’s Best - Derek Jeter Baking in the Sun and Tara Reid Doesn’t Slur Much
I’m a Yankees fan. I’ve been a Yankees fan my whole life. In all honesty I liked the Yankees better when they sucked and had Dave Winfield (my all time favorite player) and Don Mattingly...
Today’s Best - Joe Francis is the Man and the Schlong Party
I’ve decided that Today’s Twelve and Ten or whatever number I choose to have is kind of gay. Whatever I find on the web, I find. Whatever I want to link to I’ll link to. And that&...