Michael A. Dicianna
Super blog, very entertaining, you are a real kick. I'll be checking in often.
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Hyperbole and a Half
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com
FREE CANDY!
Just kidding, but it got your attention, right? And maybe there actually IS free candy... who knows, right?
Anyway, one time I got stranded on a boat and ended up sleeping behind a meth lab on a urine-soaked mattress. Then I burned down an island.
Also, I write letters. Like, to Brett Favre and stuff. He hasn't agreed to get me pregnant yet, but I think it's just because he's busy.
Shit... I can't describe my shit.
I posed for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Kind of.
- Added on: Oct 12th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Allie B
- Listed in: Humor Entertainment
- Tags: humor stories wtf hyperbole sports illustrated swimsuit edition i win
Recent Posts
Women Are Not Bears
I wrote something for Cracked.com today. I originally intended it to be an advice piece about relationships and communication because that topic has mass appeal and I want to be famous, but no. My article turned out to be mostly about bears. I ...
Roommates: Part 3
And so we come to part three of my cohabitation history. This particular story is very difficult to tell because words fall so pathetically short of being able to accurately portray it. It has been endlessly frustrating to write this beca...
Coupons. I Got Some.
And apparently my junk mail filter doesn't allow emails from Jesus. Kirsten brings up a valid point: "You would think Jesus would have a cooler email name like "SON OF GOD" or "I WALK ON WATER" or *XBABAY JESUSX* but apparently he li...
Meme of Indescribable Awesomeness: It\'s Not Annoying Because I Made it and I\'m Awesome
I hate memes. But I'm starting one anyway. Because it's not annoying when I do it and my meme is better than all the other memes. I know because I talked directly to God and God said "That meme is the best meme ever. Better th...
I am Almost Definitely Going to Hell for This...
If you are offended by people taking the Lord's name in vain or emailing the Lord's son asking for coupons, please skip this post and go here or here instead. If you don't care one way or the other or if you believe that Jesus probably has a go...
Twitter is Dead to Me. So I Gave it twAIDS.
I normally wouldn't post something like this because I'm classier than that and I have dignity, but sometimes I just post stuff because I can and today is one of those days. Also I don't feel like I have accumulated enough comments on Friday's post...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 7 comments.
offendedblogger
She had me at "drugged" and from there on it was like a psychedelic trip in happyland.
Allie B
You know, some people might feel weird about rating themselves over and over, but I don't. I feel AWESOME.
Allie B
And a third time! This isn't even fair...
Allie B
I can rate myself twice?? Sweet...
Allie B
hahaha.
Allie's blog is dark and caustic, two of the best qualities for a blog. I visit often, and always end up laughing. Her recent guerilla missions in pursuit of a WiFi connection had me laughing out loud. Great stuff!
Posted: November 2nd, 2009 | More Reviews From brianomaracroft | Report This Comment