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I am an Idiot
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I am an Idiot is a Daddy Blog dedicated to the terrifying and hysterical journey through parenthood.
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Seriously, Just Give Me The Effing "T" Already
I could cry.For the last 6 months, Roxy hasn't had a correct Birth Certificate. This is because the type of $2/hour jackass who got their pointer finger stuck in their nose just as they pressed the "S" and got confused reading all of those letters i...
Guess Who Spilled Her Box of Beads...
This was Day 2, by the way, of her sorting them. One. By teensy tiny one....
Great Deals Ain\'t All You Can Get At TJ-MAXX
Here are some other captions to think about:1. Uh, maybe we ought to skip Aisle 5.2. You wanna start here or at BJ's?3. Just what kind of place is this?4. Who's first?5. Boy, I'll probably get most of my Christmas shopping done right here!...
Yeah, Screw You, Lady!
We're moving at the end of this month, and in the hopes of renting out the house, the landlord has decided to start showing it several times a week (which is so awesome, I can't stand it - because they asked us to "keep things neat"). So on Saturday...
Gnarly Convo, Dude!
This is what I put in my hair:And this was my conversation with Max this morning:Max: Surf hair?Me: Yeah.Max: Surf hair?Me: Yes, Max, Surf Hair.Max: Why is it called "Surf Hair?"Me: I don't know. I didn't name it.Max: Is that why you use it?M...
Man Vs. Baby: Disney\'s A Christmas Carol Review
[We enter the conversation already in progress]Me: Sideburns.Roxy: Sideburns?Me: Sideburns. Sideburns, Gollum, and General Zorg from The Fifth Element.Roxy: In a three-way...Me: Or whatever. A Cuisinart. A Centrifuge. Like, a Cuisinart in a Cent...

