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I Am David's Doll
http://davidsdoll101.blogspot.com
I make no apologies for the person I am. I am harmless, but I am fiercely loyal to my husband, and on any given day you can find me holding a bag of chicken quarters in one hand while digging a stuck popcorn ball out of the back of a toy truck while two big eyed boys watch in suspense. Leave it to me to find the funny in almost any situation, and exploit it to its full extent. I blog daily because I live daily. I may not travel or venture out into the world much but what happens here in my little town or even at home fascinates the hell out of me, and has captivated an audience on the internet for two and a half years. I am a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in bacon, and smothered with cheese. Subsequently, the part of me that is covered in cheese is also covered in hives. Stupid milk allergy. I dont have anything you'd want to steal...well, nothing you can touch. I am David's doll because he has made me realize who I am, and he loves me completely for it. I in turn wash his socks and sleep on his chest. He's my best friend, and there's nothing more to it.
- Added on: Jan 5th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
Recent Posts
Bittersweet
It was not a normal day and so I did not do normal day things when I arrived at Willie's, which I only arrived at because things were not normal.Dad was in a mood. One of those moods where you don't challenge the things he says, nor try to understand...
*hork* *vomit* *belch* I\'m Going To Marry That Boy *splash*
Fear not, internet, for I am alive. I know I keep fucking it all up and not posting but the other night was a medical emergency and last night was a "I no longer want to be a total square" emergency. Right, so it's not a personality change, it's me g...
Laid Out (Continued)
Forgive me for my first absence in posting to this blog for the first time in about two and a half years, there was a medical emergency over at Willie’s and I ended up—long story short—watching his brother and sister and my kids and putting ...
Laid Out
“I’m going to say my peace to you David,” I began last night while lying in bed. Willie had just left after some group cuddle time—I swear I could see falling asleep between the two of them night after night incredibly inviting and plausi...
Some Friend You Are
Willie tells me that I’m a future thinker all the time because I’m always going on about when this happens and when that happens and 20 years from now and when I’m 64, etc. Right, I think about the fact that they’re going to look at his C...
Sore Subject
Many years ago David betrayed my trust, and for that I may never, and will never forgive him. And what was it that he did? He lied. And there are two things I can’t stand and that’s being called a liar or being called stupid, or treated as ...
