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I Am The Goose That Fabio Killed With His Face
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A blog that documents Hans' experiences in his crappy high school as well his observations on pop culture and occasionally sports. The content is entirely inconsequential, however, it is presented in various mediums and through diverse recurring segments.
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So Happy!
As opposed to being so angry.But the real reason I'm so happy is that Padraig Harrington repeated as British Open champion. There are 1,423 ranked golfers the world over. Stevenfay and I basically have 1-2 favorite golfers, Harrington among them. He ...
Stealing Cells and Reeking Hell
So for those who may or may not know Ione (the gf) work's at Jamba. Which is amazing and all of you are welcome to visit her and say you know me, Mexico, and she'll hook you up. BUT not the point of this blog.Kasi, other jamba juicer, was working yes...
RAWSKI!
That's pronounced ROW-ski, or RAW-ski, with a loud and obnoxious growling accent on the first syllable. And the best part is, it's someone's last name, so I get to yell it every time I see him. And it bugs the shit out of him.Now as you know, I wor...
Behold the Glory
So as many of you know The Dark Knight is pretty badass. For those of you that dont shame on you. Now I wont give away any plot points, but I will say this Eric Roberts. Oh yes Eric Roberts is in fact in this movie. So people recognize him thats his ...
Breaking News: Nick was out Assholed
Many of you may realize that, deep down, I'm an ass. I know it may shock a few of you to learn this, but my well of sarcasm is depthless, my ability to judge limitless, and my ability to be a douche nearly unparalleled if I don't censor myself. Very ...

