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I Do Things So You Don't Have To

I Do Things So You Don't Have To

http://idothings.info

Too scared to eat a bacon candy bar? Too nervous to get your wisdom teeth pulled? Too embarrassed to visit a nude beach?

Don't worry. I Do Things So You Don't Have To.

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  • Ay, Loca! I Do Cosas So Usted Don’t Have To

    Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 07:53

    And when they see me They want to be me Some of my Facebook friends are probably sick of “Ay, loca,” so it’s only fair that YOU get a chance to be sick, too. Sickness for all! It started with RuPaul’s Drag Race. Yes, there i...

  • I Got a Shot so you don’t have to

    Posted on Saturday October 31st, 2009 at 13:47 in i see doctors

    Shot through the butt And you’re to blame You give butts A BAD NAME Hi! I had to get a shot the other day, and I thought I’d share my experience with you. I know many of y’all are squeamish (I first typed “squeamous”!) ...

  • My Mom Shakes It so you don’t have to

    Posted on Wednesday October 28th, 2009 at 07:32 in i know things

    Years from now when you talk about this —and you will— be kind. My mom is 74. She has COPD. And a few other issues. This week her COPD rehab class is having a Halloween party. My mom is going as a belly dancer. And she will dance. You go...

  • I Bought a Bumpits so you don’t have to

    Posted on Thursday October 22nd, 2009 at 12:16 in i buy stuff

    She had hair like Jeannie Shrimpton Back in 1965 It’s Bumpits! The famous as-seen-on-TV “hair volumizing leave-in inserts! (Careful. When you visit the Bumpits site, a loud voice tells you that “Bumpits is PUMPING UP the volume!...

  • I Judge Things so you don’t have to

    Posted on Sunday October 18th, 2009 at 08:56 in i enjoy the internets, i give and receive

    Who are you to judge me? I know I said recently that I’m not the type to judge, but I NEVER said I was not the type to LIE, so that stuff about not judging was a big lie. Sorr-ee. You’d better believe I judge. And most of my judgments en...

  • I Eat Sardines so you don’t have to

    Posted on Thursday October 15th, 2009 at 09:25 in i eat stuff

    Packed like sardines into shiny metal boxes I don’t even remember why, but one day, I bought some sardines. I must’ve been reading an article about sardines and happened to be ravenous at the time. The combination of hunger and what I im...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 4.98 out of a possible 5 based on 50 comments.

5 stars Nicole

Can you go to work tomorrow so that I don't have to?!

Great blog!

Posted: October 8th, 2009 | Report This Comment

DidzW

5 stars Didz

Hey, Love your blog. Hilarious and funny :)

Posted: October 4th, 2009 | More Reviews From DidzW | Report This Comment

maureenkuppe

5 stars Maureen

One of my all time favorite blogs to read. JD is hilarious... one day I hope we can meet IRL!

Posted: July 7th, 2009 | More Reviews From maureenkuppe | Report This Comment

misstfied

5 stars Tara

I'm making this comment so you don't have to. :)

Wheee-hoooooo, what a blog, I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or say "ouch" while reading it, ha ha. Talk about finding yourself a great "niche", it's no wonder so many love your little nest on the net...it's FAAABULOUS!!! You can count me in on being a regular, no way will I be able to stay away from this one, not even if I try, lol.

Good job, keep it up!

Posted: April 5th, 2009 | More Reviews From misstfied | Report This Comment

queenkatherine

5 stars Queen Katherine

HOW have I missed this blog??? I love it...even if the chicken cam kept me glued to the computer with such voracious intensity, I didn't notice 3 of my cats jump on the back of my chair to watch with me, until their salivating snapped me back to reality.

I'll be sending JD dry cleaning bill.

This is, by far, the best humor blog I've read. It totally rocks! However, I have a request for JD - can you please put finding Jen a match on hold...and find me a LIFE?

Definite 2 thumbs up, 10+/10, 5 stars...The Queen highly recommends this fantastic blog!

Posted: April 2nd, 2009 | More Reviews From queenkatherine | Report This Comment

kriztinac

5 stars Tina C.

LOL at your blog. Nice humor. Enjoyed it!

Posted: March 14th, 2009 | More Reviews From kriztinac | Report This Comment

hyderabadiz

5 stars Hyderabadiz Team

I am proud that there are so nice, kind and passionate people, like you. And, you said: "I Do Things So You Don't Have To."
I envy your loyal audience.
Keep up the good job.

Posted: January 12th, 2009 | More Reviews From hyderabadiz | Report This Comment

WallFlowerStudio

5 stars Karen Sloan

Love your blog! It's so funny, and I can relate to it in so many ways, LOL!
Cheers,
Karen : )

Posted: January 11th, 2009 | More Reviews From WallFlowerStudio | Report This Comment

twistedLisa

5 stars Lisa

so Twisted!

Posted: January 10th, 2009 | More Reviews From twistedLisa | Report This Comment

kisaob

5 stars Kisa O'Brien

Very funny blog. Added to my list of daily reads!

Posted: January 6th, 2009 | More Reviews From kisaob | Report This Comment

Theresa111

5 stars Theresa Hall

You are incorrigible and too funny. I loved visiting your site and I just kept on scrolling. Well done you! SKDD

Posted: December 29th, 2008 | More Reviews From Theresa111 | Report This Comment

biffybeans

5 stars Biffybeans

JD makes me pee my pants with laughter on a regular basis. I love her.

Posted: November 13th, 2008 | More Reviews From biffybeans | Report This Comment

Christa

5 stars Christa

JD told me where I can get a glass poo statute. I owe her everything for this information. She's defintely a 10!

thanks girl *eye flutter*

Read her so you won't have to do things!

Giggle On!

Posted: October 22nd, 2008 | More Reviews From Christa | Report This Comment

fracas

5 stars fracas

I owe JD nearly everything. Henceforth, no one is allowed to vote her less than a 10 or I will have to bring out the cauldron.

Posted: September 26th, 2008 | More Reviews From fracas | Report This Comment

waynejohn

5 stars Wayne John

Love it! Bravo! Bravo!

Posted: September 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From waynejohn | Report This Comment

JackMandora

4 stars Jacqueline Smith

"Hilarious" sums up this blog.

Posted: September 19th, 2008 | More Reviews From JackMandora | Report This Comment

Mrblueskies

5 stars Preston Brooks

I really get a kick outta your blog.

Posted: August 29th, 2008 | More Reviews From Mrblueskies | Report This Comment

Musing

5 stars Musing

I love JD. I mean, what other blogger has a colonoscopy for her readers? That's true devotion right there.

Posted: August 18th, 2008 | More Reviews From Musing | Report This Comment

mobabs

5 stars Babs

I'm glad that JD does things so that I don't have to. Mind you, there are a few things I'd like to do for myself ;O)

Fantastically funny lady!

Posted: August 9th, 2008 | More Reviews From mobabs | Report This Comment

Arachne

5 stars Alice

JD got fat for me so I didn't have to! But I did anyway. Love you!

Posted: August 8th, 2008 | More Reviews From Arachne | Report This Comment

HawgWyld

5 stars Ethan C. Nobles

A consistently great blog. This thing is an absolute hoot. Go read it. Do it now...

Posted: August 7th, 2008 | More Reviews From HawgWyld | Report This Comment

ramblingman

5 stars Damo

Brilliant and original love it! Do this review so I don't have to aha...

Posted: August 6th, 2008 | More Reviews From ramblingman | Report This Comment

april220

5 stars april

can't wait to see what's next! love it

Posted: August 5th, 2008 | More Reviews From april220 | Report This Comment

HughBriss

5 stars Hugh Briss

Nowadays it seems like everyone has a blog but it's refreshing to run across one like I Do Things because if there's one thing most people can't do, it's write a decent blog. Well done, JD.

Posted: August 5th, 2008 | More Reviews From HughBriss | Report This Comment

UncleBeau

5 stars Beau Horner

I'm glad you do things....people should, but they don't....but you do......so do it already. Laugh for me because I can't stop.

Posted: August 3rd, 2008 | More Reviews From UncleBeau | Report This Comment

CrummyJoel

5 stars CrummyJoel

The only thing JD doesn't do for me is laugh at her own blog. Which I'm glad, 'cause I enjoy doing that.

Posted: August 3rd, 2008 | More Reviews From CrummyJoel | Report This Comment

damonm55

5 stars Damon

Just sit back and do nothing. JD will do it better than you would have anyway!

Posted: August 3rd, 2008 | More Reviews From damonm55 | Report This Comment

SinisterDan

5 stars SinisterDan

The premise of this blog alone is worth a 6...great stuff.

Posted: August 2nd, 2008 | More Reviews From SinisterDan | Report This Comment

chrisc324

5 stars Chris Cameron

The world needs funny people like you willing to do the things we don't have to.

Posted: July 30th, 2008 | More Reviews From chrisc324 | Report This Comment

dorsetgirl

5 stars Diane Aldred

Very funny blog - appeals to my inner lazy person!

Posted: July 30th, 2008 | More Reviews From dorsetgirl | Report This Comment

bees

5 stars Bee

I never have to DO anything because of her! Ahhhh the lazy person in me likey.

Posted: July 29th, 2008 | More Reviews From bees | Report This Comment

BrentD

5 stars brent

At first I thought it was "I brew things," but this is just as good.

Posted: July 28th, 2008 | More Reviews From BrentD | Report This Comment

jmjinks

5 stars Jinksy

JD makes my life so much easier by doing things so I don't have to.

Maybe JD can come up with something witty for this review, so I don't have to.

Posted: July 28th, 2008 | More Reviews From jmjinks | Report This Comment

leighonline

5 stars leigh

thank god for JD. i get to live vicariously.

Posted: July 28th, 2008 | More Reviews From leighonline | Report This Comment

pegcypher

5 stars Peg Cypher

I am indebted to JD--she does it all. I'm just waiting for her to have sex with my spouse so I don't have to.

Posted: July 27th, 2008 | More Reviews From pegcypher | Report This Comment

nocleaninghere

5 stars Stephanie M

I do things you don't have to is INGENIOUS!!

Posted: July 26th, 2008 | More Reviews From nocleaninghere | Report This Comment

themuskrat

5 stars mac daniels

At first, I thought this blog would keep me from needing to poop while on mass transit. Then I realized it's actually quite entertaining!

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From themuskrat | Report This Comment

nannygoats

5 stars Nanny Goats (Margaret)

JD will make me spew coke out of my nose, so I don't have to!

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From nannygoats | Report This Comment

chatblanc

5 stars chatblanc (aka Sandy)

I love reading what JD has done now! So funny and entertaining, it's a great read! I definitely recommend!

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From chatblanc | Report This Comment

magnamatt

5 stars The Hypocritcal one....

It would be nice if JD could write this review so I didn't have to, but I'll do it anyway......super funny.

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From magnamatt | Report This Comment

LOBO

5 stars LOBO

I would like to think I was one of JD's first die-hard fans.

But luckily JD does the thinking so I don't have to ... :)

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From LOBO | Report This Comment

harmonicaman

5 stars Jeff

JD is like my morning coffee... I must have her every day! Oh, and her blog too.

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From harmonicaman | Report This Comment

qelqoth

5 stars Qelqoth

This person does things so I don't have to.

So I'll never get to tell you how I made out with a crack pipe gutter bitch. Because this person will do it instead.

And I'll never get to explain the trauma of finding out she ends up with my unborn child. Because this person will do it instead.

I'll never be subjected to the horrors of the VD clinic. Because this person will do it instead.

And I'll never share my harrowing account of dying of AIDS. Because this person will it instead.

God bless you JD; you've just saved my life!

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From qelqoth | Report This Comment

thadsta

5 stars Thaddeus Stanley

Excellent Blog!

Posted: July 25th, 2008 | More Reviews From thadsta | Report This Comment

k8noon

5 stars Rickey Henderson

Rickey heartily approves of this blog.

Posted: July 24th, 2008 | More Reviews From k8noon | Report This Comment

diesel

5 stars Rob Kroese

JD is very funny.

Posted: July 23rd, 2008 | More Reviews From diesel | Report This Comment

sheasy

5 stars Sheila Dilling

Great blog - I love the format. Very well-written and fun to read! I added this blog to my reader. Can't wait to see what's posted next!

Posted: July 18th, 2008 | More Reviews From sheasy | Report This Comment

tiggyblog

5 stars Tiggyblogger

This is a great read! JD selflessly punishes herself on our behalf. So we don't have to.

Lots of fun!

Posted: June 17th, 2008 | More Reviews From tiggyblog | Report This Comment

iDoThings

5 stars JD

Kathy! You've finally joined my neighborhood! And you've arrived bearing nice comments. Welcome, Crab Hat!

Posted: December 28th, 2007 | More Reviews From iDoThings | Report This Comment

JunkDrawer

5 stars Kathy Frederick

This blogger loves JD's style! It's a rip-roarin' good time over at I Do Things. Do not miss her post "I Went to the Ponderosa Sun Club."

Posted: December 28th, 2007 | More Reviews From JunkDrawer | Report This Comment

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