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Idiocrasies Of The English Language - That are fun and funny

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A blog about what is fun and funny with the English Language and added with lots of poems, games and puzzles.

Added on: Aug 13th, 2007
Country: Singapore
Language: English

Author: Suahda Maideen
Listed in: Humor Gaming
Tags: Games humour poems puzzle puns fun and funny

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Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn

Posted on Saturday August 22nd, 2009 at 05:43 pm in humour, fun with english

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decid...
It's So Hot In Here...

Posted on Saturday August 8th, 2009 at 07:39 am in funny, humour, joke

The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs. The cows are giving evaporated milk. The trees are whistling for the dogs. You can say 110 de...
The Philosophy of Life

Posted on Saturday May 30th, 2009 at 08:22 pm in funny, humour

Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tem...
A Surefire way to Fail in a Job Interview!

Posted on Thursday May 7th, 2009 at 12:39 am in funny, humour

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. - An applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. - An applicant wore ...
Top 35 Oxymorons

Posted on Saturday May 2nd, 2009 at 04:50 am in humour, oxymorons, fun with english

35. State worker 34. Legally drunk 33. Exact estimate 32. Act naturally 31. Found missing 30. Resident alien 29. Genuine imitation 28. Airline Food 27. Good grief 26. Government organization 25. Sanitary landfill 24. Alone together 23. Small crowd 22...
Best Patients

Posted on Wednesday April 22nd, 2009 at 05:39 am in funny, jokes, humour

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but ...