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In a Real World, This Would Be Happening
http://botheyesshut.wordpress.com
In a real world, this blog would discuss the inanity of life, cultural trends, and pop culture. It serves to point out various social traits and inconsistencies, the inattention to which has annoyed the author.
Recent Posts
A Very Special Christmas With BothEyesShut
My readers tend to develop a vivid impression of me rather early in our relationship, I must say, and I can’t blame them. I mean, this is far from the most pandering blog on the Internet, and I sure haven’t sugared my opinions for anyon...
Stale Loaves, Gamey Fish, and Feeding More Than Five-Thousand
How exactly does one appeal to the masses of humanity? What’s the secret recipe to make culture go pop? Is it a common ingredient, a hermetic principle, or what? I mean, it can’t be all that complex; just look at the people who̵...
The Southern California Motorist
In a more lighthearted vein, I’ve been considering the driving habits of Southern Californians lately. I’m not going to lie; I’ve been wanting to write on this topic for some time, now, and it appears that the moment is come. Up...
Have It Big: a Varied and Vociferous Vocabulary
The F-Bomb: persona non grata. The last time I remember being slapped by my father, I had spoken out-of-turn to him at the dinner table. I was thirteen or so. The conversation went something like this: “Damn.” “What did you say?...
A Hurried History of Pagans and Pulpits
I found out at a tender age that Mr. God created heaven and Earth in the beginning, and I’m very amused to read that this was probably a mistranslation. If the hereafter actually exists — which it really, really may, you know — ...
Music You Have No Right to Listen To
It has come to my attention that many music listeners do not possess the faculties to know that their newest favorite album is utter shit. After six decades of massive marketing and thought-control on the part of record companies, I do not blame th...

