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No (half-empty) glasses on the dance floor, please
I have someone in my life who siphons life out of me. Now don't get me wrong, I'm pretty much equal parts "glass half-empty" and "glass half-full" but for the most part, this person's glass is not only HALF empty, but it's complet...
Resisting the urge to make a packing tape brassiere
Only kind of though. It's just that I've been going through SO MUCH PACKING TAPE that I want to find other uses for it to squelch the urge to tape my eyes, nose and mouth shut in protest of having to pack any more. Holy shit we have a lot of shit. Sh...
This HAS to be an episode of Punk’d. No company is really this bad, right?
I’m a motor mouth. I’m sure I’ve lost more than 1 follower on Twitter due to my insanely frequent, blow-by-blow-of-my-life Twittering. To those people I apologize and I have since added a bit of a disclaimer to my Twitter profile to...
At least have the decency to give me a mixer
I haven’t celebrated Valentine’s Day in years…over 10 at least. During this time I’ve not always been single, so your theory that I was a “bitter, snubbed single woman” isn’t true. I really DO dislike the day...
Two tickets to paradise, please. One-way.
For those of you who know me, follow me on Twitter, talk to me with any semi-regularity (or otherwise have access to my ramblings) know that I recently returned from the trip of a lifetime. Well the “of a lifetime” part remains to be seen...
Pass the Peppermint Schnapps…hold the candy cane
Why ARE the holidays so stressful anyway? I was fine until I called my Mother to find out what time Christmas Eve dinner started at my Grandmother’s house and I get “I don’t know. Six I guess. Be there at 3.” Um. First of all&...

