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The hilarious exploits of The Enforcer, The King and Officer Bomboy as they drive their mother nuts!
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SHAVING
Yes, shaving is the issue for today. No, not my shaving needs, but those of my 3 year old son, TK. The other day, TE ran to tell me that her brother had been playing with red stuff. I calmly walked upstairs and saw my son at the top of the stairs. ...
MOMMY STRESS LEVEL IS HIGH
Yes, my mommy-stress level is pretty high and it made me publish this post at the wrong blog. Argh. Anyway, as I type, water is flowing from a powder room in the living room area, down to the foyer by the front door of my home. Why, do you ask? Be...
CAN I TICKLE YOUR BOOBIES?
Those were the words uttered by my 4 year old son, TK. Thank goodness he was asking me and not some unsuspecting poor lady. He has always been a butt man, but now, for some reason, he is now infatuated with boobies and constantly seeks to squeeze a f...
THE FLU IS NO FUN
Over the last 4 weeks, I have contracted the flu virus twice. Just as I was getting over one strain, I seemed to get ill from another more serious one. This last time was the worst as I spent 4 straight days in bed. Today is the first day I could act...
1 DOWN, 1 TO GO & DOODOO BONDAGE
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST DISCUSSES POOP. IT ALSO CONTAINS IMAGES OF POOP. READ, LOOK & COMMENT AT YOUR OWN RISK. =) TK has pooped in the potty 2 days in a row!!!!! Yay!!!! Woohoo!!!! I am super excited!!!! Many of you single boys and gals mig...
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
...Since I took the time to write a proper post here. I have spent the last 5 weeks being a busy mother and wife. Well, much busier than usual, if one can imagine. I have been trying to get my daughter registered for school - thank God that mission w...
DOODOO RETALIATION
First off, yes, I know I encourage parents to enjoy parenthood. And, yes, I know I spend more time laughing than otherwise. But the "suffahead" (punishment) wey I just suffa ehn? Kai!!!!!So, as I have mentioned before, TK only wears his diaper at nap...
KARMA IS REAL; TAKE A POLL
Oh my goodness.... It is never too early to learn the laws of the universe. I have been warning a certain child that karma is real, but all my warnings fell on deaf ears. One of my children just bit their own finger while greedily stuffing c...
PEE...PEE...EVERYWHERE
The last time I went camping with husband and the kids, I told you about TK's new attitude towards peeing, right? Remember, he decided that since he was outside, there was little need to use a bathroom, and opted instead to whip out his penis and 'ex...
IT'S MY MOUTH, ISN'T IT?
Hey people, forgive me for going AWOL last week. It was a busy week and I needed a quick blogging break, as such I didn't put up any new posts. I apologize for depriving you of your 'Easier' fix, lol! The kids have been up to their usual shenanigans,...
CAMPING REDUX
Somehow, someway, I got roped into another camping trip with Husband and his children. lol! Remember my post on the first family camping trip? Anyway, this time we ended up hitching up a tent in Assateague State Park not too far from OCean City, MD w...
MOMMY, HOW DO YOU SPELL...?
First of all, let me share Belated Easter wishes with you all. For those of you who observe/pay attention to Easter, I hope you had a blessed Easter. After a hectic week, last week, I managed to sleep all day on Sunday. Thank God, because I needed it...
WHY I LOVE BEING A MOM - MEME
So, David Wescott informed me of a new Meme started by the Bad Lady herself, Catherine (one of the first mommy blogs I ever read). The goal is to get as many mothers from all over the world talking about what they love about motherhood and today's my...
I WON!!!!!
Join me people, and sing to your heart's content! Wina oh oh oh, Wina! Wina oh hoooh Wina! SolomonSydelle ee don win oh Wina! Kpata, kpata she go win again oh! Wina!! Sidenote: "Wina" means winner. I spelled the word as closely to the way we pidgi...
SOMETHING FOR THE EASIER CREW
Baba Jide Salu is on my case about providing answers to the 2 truths, 1 lie post, but I promised to reveal the answers on Friday and that is what I must do. As such, here is a picture of The Enforcer (in pink), The King (in the red jacket) and Offic...
A SNORING STORY
Okay, here is a secret you don't know about my family or myself....Snoring is pretty common in my house.Yes, my lovely hubby snores. Quite frankly I find the sound relaxing, sometimes, but have been told that that will change the longer we are marrie...
THESE YOUNG GIRLS OF NOWADAYS!
How many times did you hear your mom or your grandmother or some lady in your area say those very words when you were younger? Well, my people, I have become one of those women! Yes, I have become that woman who puts her hand on her hip, drops her he...
BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND STUFF
Life can get so busy, sometimes. In the last few weeks, I have taken an impromptu vacation without the kids and my hubby. I have helped 'host' an engagement party for a dear friend (which went exceptionally well, thank goodness). I have found time t...
TK'S LOVE CONNECTION
My son, TK, likes women. There is no doubt. He has always tried to "holler" at older women, never girls his age. I remember when he was barely one year old at a restaurant and he kept reaching out to this lady who was there with her boyfriend. Thankf...
CONSPIRE AGAINST MOMMY!
Na wa oh!!!! Have you ever 'reported' your own mother? Or conspired against her? Before I even begin, thanks to all of you for stopping by to take a look at the first instalment of Images From My Life, Friday. TE was excited to see her wide grin on t...
EYES IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD
Do you remember being a kid and somehow your mom could always tell what you were doing, no matter where she was in the house? I remember being younger and the minute I was about to do something even remotely naughty, my mother would shout "Eh, move a...
BACHELOR CATCHERS & LATRINES
Today's post was originally titled 'My House Is Not A Latrine!!!" but after receiving and email from Misan at The Afrobeat, I just couldn't stop myself. lol! I never heard about Sarkin Nalako until today. Sarkin Nalako is Kano's 'batchelor catcher' ...
ALL SORTS OF STUNTS
My people, my boys are at it and they have seemingly tag-teamed against me in a way I never thought possible. God give me strength to deal with the stunts these boys are executing!TK'S STUNTSSo, last week was TTTEC Week and while that was going on, m...
FROM THE MOUTH OF BABES...
My children and their mouths, eh..... Remember when my kids let the entire changing room know that I had on pink underwear? Well, they've been at it again, my people. We went to Marshall's the other day (I think I am seeing a trend here when it come...
BOMBOY-ISM
My people, how una dey? Oh, for the pidgin challenged among us, that simply means "how are ya?"lol!The weekend was too short and action packed. It was spent running around with husband and kids doing errands. But, I was kept entertained by the colorf...
DISCIPLINING THE KING
How many of you know what a koboko is? Come on, put your hands up so I can see properly. Eh hehn. Good. lol!Koboko is a whip/tree branch/twig that is used to discipline/flog/terrorize people in Nigeria. Teachers will actually ask their students to co...
BOMBOY TURNED 1
Thanks be to God! My youngest son and resident officer became a one year old on Saturday! Thanks to so many of you that sent wonderful wishes to the guy. I tried reading some to him but, his interest lay in playing with a few toys. Sorry. I am sure w...
"NO! NO DAEEEPAH!!"
Una see me see trouble oh! TK is now giving me orders! The boy is running around the playroom in a soiled diaper and when I tell him to come for a diaper change, he screams, "No daeepah!" at me and runs off! Can someone tell this boy that this is not...
SILENT BUT DEADLY
My people, the new year is off to a raucous start in my house, but we are thankful for healthy and rambunctious children! Thanks for all the well-wishes. God's blessings to you all!Well, on to gist. I'm not sure if I have ever shared this interesting...
HAPPY NEW YAM OH!
The title says it all, my people! I hope that wherever you are, you are smiling and surrounded by good people. I am off to have a tall flute of champagne! Well, maybe not just one. If I can manage to get my two oldest children to sleep, I might be ab...
