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The blog of Jane Doe, an eternally pessimistic, mentally-challenged bipolar insomniac writer. Before jumping into my world, be sure to read the disclaimers and the copyright statement! And just remember, I never claimed to be sane!
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Dinner Time
I swear on all that is holy that if my daughter's bird keeps voicing that shrill, shrieking, ear-piercing chirp every 10 seconds and wakes up my other daughter, we are having parakeet for dinner!!!...
Winning, Being Single, and Pod People
I won a contest! Jen, over at Kids of Queers had a nickname contest, which I entered with the nickname my Dad has always calls me: Zelda Jean Buttlips. I know, right? But, that's my Dad for ya. hehe So, I won 100 Entrecard credits and a book by Dan S...
Bush's War Crimes
Yes, I have a lot to say lately, and once more I hop onto my political soapbox.On one web site I frequent one man commented and called Bush and the First Lady a 'class act.' Whatever. Bush should be tried for war crimes and there are many people who ...
Unpopular But Interesting (and True)
WARNING: This may be offensive to anyone who will not tolerate any criticism of our government. Also, mean-spirited and nasty comments will immediately be deleted. You may not like what I have to say, but that doesn't mean I will tolerate harassment ...
Plague Central
Well, my daughter is still sick, and I feel so bad for her. She's throwing up now and miserable. I called the doctor and she has to go back in on Monday but they think she just caught a viral infection on top of the bacterial upper respiratory thing....
Help!
Today is going to be an awful, awful day as so far it has sucked ass and shows no signs of improving.I woke up and my house is just DEMOLISHED from having the kids home on break as they drop everything, including garbage, where they stand and leave i...
Rant, Rant, Rant
Thank Goddess the party is over! Having 8 teenage girls staked out in my living room till 10 this morning was not fun in any sense of the word. But, everyone has left and I have decided that one of my New Year's resolutions is to NOT let the girls ha...
People Beware!
It is one of those days when I just want to start shooting people! (See Disclaimer II) I'm stressed out enough as it is with Christmas coming and having the girls home for break. To make matters infinitely worse, one of the girls is having a Christma...
Beyond Insanity
I really hate living in an apartment. My next door neighbors and upstairs neighbors are so damn loud it drives me crazy. Especially cuz I never play music loud, never watch tv with the sound blaring, etc. etc. etc. cuz I know that there are people ar...
The Audacity!!!
I am trying valiantly not to let my mood turn rancidly (is that even a word?) foul, but it is becoming increasingly difficult. Aside from all the other shit going on, my neighbor has been at my door several times today, as usual. The first time she a...
Rude People
One of my biggest pet peeves is rude people. Yes, I get pissy and bitch about things here, but I'm not rude to people on account of my foul mood. So, when someone is rude and disrespectful to me, it pisses me off.For instance, I have this neighbor. O...
Everyone Must Die
I saw the movie John Tucker Must Die at Target one day, and I thought I'm going to make my own movie, Everyone Must Die! I am so anti-people lately and most days I just hate everyone. I try not to, but there's so many people in this world who piss me...
Beaten Down
I feel pummeled by life and am emotionally distraught. I haven't been sleeping not only due to the nightmares now, but also to the feeling of absolute emotional desolation. And my kids are just making things worse. They refuse to clean up after thems...
Just Knackered!
I'm just exhausted. I have been having vivid, horrifying nightmares lately at least 3 times each night, which keep waking me up so I haven't been sleeping well. And then this morning about 4 my cat, Dakota, decided he wanted me to get up and pet him ...
The Health Care System Bites Donkey Dick!
Yesterday one of my daughters was sick with severe shortness of breath and was diagnosed with pleurisy. So, as if that wasn't bad enough, on the way home from the doctor she started having severe abdominal pain so they sent us to the ER. After 9 hour...
Pissy McPiss Pants
I am feeling so pissy today. I have a kid at home 'sick,' mostly just cuz she was up too late. And of course she wants me to wait on her despite the fact that I'm still recovering from surgery and I'm puking again, which the gall bladder removal was ...
Wakey, Wakey. Eggs and Bakey.
It's been such a very long time since I've blogged. I've been so sick and been seeing my doc regularly, however I found her to be quite useless. The few tests she did run came back abnormal and just from taking Urinalysis and Microbiology in school e...
Long Time No Blog
It has been ages since I've posted anything. Today is the first time I've been at my computer for some time, I haven't even checked my email for at least a week. I just have no desire or motivation to write or blog. Since my psychiatrist put me on th...
Wake Up and Snort the Coffee
I am getting so bored. I can't hardly do anything I feel so icky, but I can't stand doing nothing anymore either. I am going out of my mind. Plus, my DVD players aren't working so I don't even have that to entertain me. Damn it.I want to go out and s...
Jeezy Creezy
I just don't know what to do with myself. I'm anxious, as usual, and restless, and full of angst. I woke up before 3 this morning, which would be okay if I could spend this time writing, but alas, no brilliant ideas are coming to me today.Went out to...
A Terror From the Past
Okay, I am like totally, totally freaking out beyond which I've ever done before. My ex, my viciously abusive ex, who went to jail more than once for beating the shit out of me or breaking the Order of Protection, somehow got my phone number (even th...
There is No Escape From Hell!!!
I have had the worst day there ever was. Okay, so maybe that's a bit overdramatic, but it's been a helluva day! My puter went all wonky this morning, and McAfee wouldn't work, iTunes wouldn't work, my AdAware was all fucked up, it was very annoying a...
Agitated and Disturbed
My brain is a smoldering wasteland of putrid garbage. I'm agitated and disturbed, desperately trying to soothe the savage beast within me with some Mudvayne, but the demons just won't be stilled. Arrgh!So, I saw the first season of 3rd Rock from the ...
Grammar Nazis
I really, really want to write but I feel so nauseous I can't concentrate on it. I'm going to have to go in and have an upper GI done to see why I feel sick and puke all the time. Ugh. That is definitely not on my list of things I want to do.I can't ...
Mudvayne, The Blair Witch, and Moving Furniture
I feel all blah and blech and other assorted noises I can't spell. I've been chatting on the phone and watching Mudvayne vids since I got up at 6:30. That is major sleeping in for me. It felt really good to actually get some sleep for once. I woke up...
Death to All Creditors!
So, I have this bill collector after me, and I called yesterday to make arrangements to pay it off as they had offered me a settlement. They told me that it had to be paid yesterday or they wouldn't accept the settlement. I explained that I was not g...
Bite Me
My mood has lifted somewhat, though the anxiety is still awful. But, I'm not so depressed today. Though, my mood seems to fluctuate pretty quickly these days, so like the weather here in Minnesota, that could change any second.The youngest stayed wit...
Me Single Parent
I don't know what is wrong with my foot, but after I picked up my eldest from church it was all swollen and it hurts like a bitch. I can barely walk on it. And the funny thing is that the same thing happened to my eldest's ankle when she was in New O...
Bejebus!
Yesterday when I woke up I was so tired, I forgot to put coffee in the coffee maker, just put in water, so I had a nice steaming pot of hot water. Today, I put coffee in, but no water. That didn't get me far either. I am just so exhausted lately, I h...
Just Shoot Me
I have never, ever in my life been so exhausted. I kept waking up, thinking I was wide awake, and I'd get out of bed to find I couldn't keep my eyes open so I'd go back to bed. I did this about six times and finally crawled out of bed for the day at ...
