Recent Posts Tagged With 'funny'

• A Bad Day at the Airport

  Posted on Sunday September 6th, 2009 at 07:34 in funny, traveling, random, mom, wtf, airport, flight schedules, passport control

  Airport woes are nothing new to anyone who’s traveled, and frequent fliers are always susceptible to baggage losses, canceled flights, wailing kids and the Bitch at Passport Control. Like my management professor says, they’re commercial s...

• Fruits Must be Destroyed NOW!

  Posted on Tuesday July 21st, 2009 at 05:15 in funny, humor, sarcasm, fruits, fruits and health, destroy all fruits, fruits are disgusting, hideous fruits

  Who of you hate fruits, say aye! AYE! Or is it I? Regardless, hideous fruits must be abolished from human consumption. Yes, I know, fruits are all the rage these days - vitamin source and those environmental and Go Green imbeciles and Healthy Lifesty...

• Jarjuiciyyat vol. 2

  Posted on Saturday June 20th, 2009 at 16:32 in funny, humor, random, conversations, jarjuiciyyat

  Body Analysis Encore Trainer: OK I got the results of the body analysis. Me: shoot. Trainer: *eyes paper suspiciously and looks at me, then at paper, then at me* Me: what Trainer: you lost weight. Me: BUT HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Trainer: I don’t know ...

• When Mom Reads Something She Shouldn’t

  Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 21:09 in funny, humor, mothers, diaries, kinan jarjous, mom and child talk

  As you know, I have had several journals that speak of my days and nights on this planet. One or two of them got trashed and another burnt, but a couple survived, one of them thick enough to chronicle three years or so. At any rate, when mom was here...

• Quick Funny Work Update

  Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 14:19 in funny, office, lol, idiots, workspace

  A couple of days ago this conversation happened: “We tried our best to renew your contract” “aha” “Me and the project manager tried very hard” “It’s ok man, don’t sweat it!” “But one of the major reasons upper management are ref...

• Check Your Calendar

  Posted on Monday February 2nd, 2009 at 07:01 in funny, stupid, office, lol, boss

  Here is part of a “lecture” I heard in one of those meetings. The “…” is irrelevent info. It is completely unacceptable that we are taking all this time… the [upper management] is upset… every two weeks we as...

• Why Maher Should Stop Playing Softball

  Posted on Sunday October 26th, 2008 at 13:35 in sports, funny, humor, baseball, lolcats, softball, maher

  Alright, first off… if you want to know the real reason he plays softball… then send me an email or leave a comment hehehehehe…  Otherwise… this is why Maher shouldn’t play softball (or, rather, if you know why he pl...