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Baseball and LSD, count me in
I hate baseball. And being from St. Louis, that is truly a Cardinal sin. Watching the game is boring, listening to it on the radio is tolerable, going to a game in person is meh. It moves too slow and over an entire game, there might be one minute ...
Eff Word Wednesday
Though I have several blogging ideas, I can't motivate myself to write about most of them. After a phone conversation with my dad I thought it'd be a good idea to write about my habitual abuse of the Eff Word.For the first few months of blogging I w...
Ohhh, my!!!
Did you read the RFT today? If you haven't picked up a copy, you may not be aware of the Obama dildo featured at headostate.com available for the low-low price of $34.95. Granted, the dildo doesn't look exactly like Obama, but it does look like a di...
The fart heard next door
James' uncle is staying with us for a few days before those two head off to Chicago. We've never had company before because, well, we just moved in. Sometime before seven this morning, I heard a distant fart. I said to James, "Was that Mike?" J...
Paging Dr. Oreo
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The proper way to eat oreos: two milks, both 2%, both in a glass-glass; one short, no ice, for dipping; one tall, with ice, for drinking. The separate dipping glass ensures that the ice will not damage you...
Jeannette does not eat sushi
Little known fact: I have not puked since I was eight years old. That incident involved Pantera's Pizza and a ride home in the back of Ellen's dad's truck. It was like shaking up a bottle of soda just before twisting off the top, only instead of so...
Typical, April Fool! She’s a she, not a he, Dude.
Tonight a friend of ours was over and, like a gazillion people before, he (over and over again) called Nico – who’s a her - a he. And again, dude, she’s a she, not a he. I think it was a mindless, innocent statement, impulsively made during a...
