Recent Posts Tagged With 'conversations'

• Stealth grope

  Posted on Saturday October 17th, 2009 at 13:10 in General, conversations

  A conversation between Dan and I, via text message: ME: I’m pretty sure you were stroking my thigh and part of my girly parts while we were sleeping. Do you remember that?! DAN: I was sandwiched in by stupid animals* all night. You sure it was ...

• I got pwned by a four (almost five!) year old

  Posted on Sunday September 27th, 2009 at 14:55 in General, conversations

  Earlier this afternoon, while driving in the car, coming home… ALYSSA: Mommy, your car looks like an Amish horse and buggy. ME: What? *laughs* That’s silly. Why do you say that? ALYSSA: Because it’s slow! Point taken. V6 is where it...

• Say what?

  Posted on Sunday May 24th, 2009 at 23:19 in General, conversations

  Dan: I want to fuck you in silent mode. Me: …What?! Dan: I said, I still want a fucking risotto*. In my defense, we were in the living room, so we had the background noise of the air conditioner (I swear, next year IS THE YEAR for central a/c!)...

• 4. And then she said…

  Posted on Monday May 18th, 2009 at 14:17 in conversations, alyssa, 100 blog ideas

  Exploit the youth. The book suggests that you shouldn’t even be a parent if you’re not going to blog about your kids. Hah. Well, this isn’t a new one for me. I blog about what’s going on in my life, so it only makes sense to b...