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All things to do with the Kansas City Metro area from the eyes of an SOB living in Johnson County. The blog is opinionated, informative and sometimes controversial but always entertaining.
Recent Posts Tagged With 'crime'
THE WIRE - KILL OR BE KILLED
With murder and violent crime (reported and not reported) is at an all time high I still haven't heard a single person step up and offer a plan. Why is that? I don't think anyone cares to be honest with you. Are the powers that be j...
THE WIRE - ARE CHALK OUTLINES WATER PROOF?
KCK shows that it is still a crap hole despite what you hear about economic growth in the western part of the city. 1. Gang banger named Puppet(not the dude in American Me) arrested for double shooting in KCK. 2. A dollar sto...
THE WIRE - LIVING IN HELL
You just knew that this weekend was going to be crazy because of the nice weather BUT THIS? HOLY CRAP. 9 people shot in 3 days, a school that can't control its students, kidnappings, robberies and a shoot out with cops? You can buil...
THE WIRE - STAY CLASSY KANSAS CITY
Whenever I travel I always make it a point to pick up a local newspaper and catch the evening news. I do this so that I can get a feel for the community and the people that live there. Could you imagine coming in from out of town and doin...
IT IS OFFICIAL, OLATHE HAS GONE TO HELL
This is the final nail in the coffin for the disgrace of Johnson County. ...
EVEN CHURCH IS DANGEROUS IN KCK
Why in the hell did this pastor let this guy be a youth leader? HE TOLD YOU THAT HE HAD BEEN IN PRISON AND ALL YOU DID WAS A GOOGLE SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pastor of this church is dangerous ...
THE WIRE - YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
There are certain crap levels that one must consider when determining if a crime in KC is unjust. What do I mean by unjust? It is actually pretty simple. Any crime that happens against someone that willingly puts themselves in a sit...
NIGHTMARE IN THE EAST SIDE
Sure the west bottoms has the haunted houses but the real horror stories are taking place in the East Side. Instead of machetes, chainsaws and knives for fingers the east side uses double barrels, glocs and knives. 1. KCMO ...
THE WIRE - EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD LOCK DOWN
View Larger Map The sign in front of the locked down school pretty much says it all. KCK kids were in danger as gang violence rolls through the streets in the middle of the afternoon. ...
KIDS IN MISSOURI ARE DOOMED
It is amazing that these two stories came out on the same day. Killing 2 year olds in KCMO is not a big deal when it comes to sentencing. Missouri is rated the 5th crappiest place in the country to raise a kid. NICE! I wonder if families...
THE WIRE - JUST IGNORE IT
Here are more crimes that happened to people that didn't win a golden ticket to join Scott Parks in Wonka Land. 1. The murder of this East Side woman wasn't important enough to be headline news on most local news sites. 2. ...
SAD DAY FOR PARENTS ACROSS AMERICA
Those of us that have kids, especially kids this little girls age are feeling sick to their stomachs right now. The type of people that commit these acts should not be allowed to live. There is no reason for us to keep them alive in priso...
HEADLINE OF THE DAY
"Police: Man Stabbed Son Over Clogged Toilet" ...
THE WIRE - SCOTT PARKS EDITION
Today one of the most ignorant people to take to the KC airwaves said that the crime coverage in this city did not represent the Kansas City he knows. I guess S.cott thinks that the people in East KCMO don't count and that the crime that goes i...
HATE CRIME?
Most times when a Church is burned down the authorities automatically label it a hate crime........ ...
THE WIRE - ONCE A TIME IN THE PROJECTS YO..............
Gang Bangers don't die, they multiply........or at least that is what they seem to do. You would think that sooner or later there would be 1 lone gang banger left, you know kinda like king of the mountain. It makes you wonder how many residents in...
EAST SIDE CONTINUES TO BE CLUELESS
Do they really think that THIS will finally be the march to end violence in the East Side? I am sure that all the gangsters and dealers are afraid of your poster board and markers. ...
KCK WT SUSPECT IN MISSING OP GIRL
Sometimes you just see a picture of someone and know that they are pieces of crap. This piece of crap is a perfect example. ...
THE WIRE - JACKING A KIA?
Over the last 3 years I have come to realize that not only are the city's criminals a bunch of dumb ass's, they are a special kind of dumb ass. From crappy aim at drive by shootings, police chases that last 30 secs, robbing of dollar stores and...
INDPENDENCE IS NASTY
It says a lot about your community when knocked up prostitutes are turning tricks in your hood. Check out the mugshot. What the F is wrong with the chick on the right (other than the fact that she is a knocked up whore)? ...
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
You have to love the consistency of the East Side. You can almost count on that part of town producing one dead body every 3 days and on the weekends the All Stars come out to play. 1. Maybe the smell coming out of Columbia isn't ...
SICK BASTARDS
The people guilty of the below crimes against children deserve to be tortured. I am not talking some weak ass water boarding. I want bamboo under the finger nails and battery acid on their balls. These sickos don't deserve to live amongst us. R...
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Death, destruction and Mayhem. Those are the 3 constant ingredients in a Kansas City weekend. 1. Since JOCO banks are probably the only ones with money in them in the metro this robbery attempt in Lenexa shouldn't be a...
THE WIRE - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
I am starting to believe that our gang bangers could actually break the murder record. I wonder if the chamber of commerce will mention that in their write up of the city. "Come to Kansas City, we are broke, spread out, our teams suck, our mayo...
TRAGIC END FOR THE INNOCENT
There are far too many stories like this in the news nowadays. What is the deal here? Why do our women continue to be raped and slaughtered? Every freaking week there is a story like this in the news. ...
THE WIRE - HOLIDAY KETCHUP
In the Marine Corp we use to have a cadence that said "blood makes the grass green". Well east side lawns should be incredible green. On Friday I set the over/under at 5.5 on shooting and stabbings. In this city always take the over.1. KCMO cops ...
KNOCK KNOCK..............
Knock Knock jokes in the east side are awesome. ...
THE WIRE - EVERYDAY STRUGGLE
It is always the same neighborhoods in this damn update. Can't drug dealers set up shop in Hallbrook? Slang a little heroine in the cul de sac. Drive by on the rivals over at the Links? Hell they have whores in those neighborhoods why not slanging...
