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All things to do with the Kansas City Metro area from the eyes of an SOB living in Johnson County. The blog is opinionated, informative and sometimes controversial but always entertaining.
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THE WIRE - KILL OR BE KILLED
With murder and violent crime (reported and not reported) is at an all time high I still haven't heard a single person step up and offer a plan. Why is that? I don't think anyone cares to be honest with you. Are the powers that be j...
THE WIRE - "KCMO IS FULL OF CULTURE & EXCITEMENT"
Some jack ass actually said that to me this week. He then went on to tell me that crime in the city only exists in the East Side and he doesn't think it has an effect on the rest of the city. I asked him where he lived and he said Brooksi...
THE WIRE - LIVING IN HELL
You just knew that this weekend was going to be crazy because of the nice weather BUT THIS? HOLY CRAP. 9 people shot in 3 days, a school that can't control its students, kidnappings, robberies and a shoot out with cops? You can buil...
THE WIRE - NO PROGRESS
I have been tracking crime in this town for 2 years now and I can safely say that the leadership in this town is clueless on crime fighting. Nothing is getting better. In most cases, parts of the city are getting worst. Where is the...
THE WIRE - KCMO IS ITS OWN HORROR STORY
The seriel killers in KCMO run the streets every night. They don't hide behind hockey masks or only appear in your dreams. No these killers want you to know who is killing you and they kill you when you are asleep or awake. ...
THE WIRE - YOU PLAYED YOURSELF
There are certain crap levels that one must consider when determining if a crime in KC is unjust. What do I mean by unjust? It is actually pretty simple. Any crime that happens against someone that willingly puts themselves in a sit...
NIGHTMARE IN THE EAST SIDE
Sure the west bottoms has the haunted houses but the real horror stories are taking place in the East Side. Instead of machetes, chainsaws and knives for fingers the east side uses double barrels, glocs and knives. 1. KCMO ...
THE WIRE - ONCE A TIME IN THE PROJECTS YO..............
Gang Bangers don't die, they multiply........or at least that is what they seem to do. You would think that sooner or later there would be 1 lone gang banger left, you know kinda like king of the mountain. It makes you wonder how many residents in...
EAST SIDE CONTINUES TO BE CLUELESS
Do they really think that THIS will finally be the march to end violence in the East Side? I am sure that all the gangsters and dealers are afraid of your poster board and markers. ...
THE WIRE - JACKING A KIA?
Over the last 3 years I have come to realize that not only are the city's criminals a bunch of dumb ass's, they are a special kind of dumb ass. From crappy aim at drive by shootings, police chases that last 30 secs, robbing of dollar stores and...
THE FINAL INGREDIENT
KCMO now has the smell to go along with the blight. Way to go Crap town. ...
THE WIRE - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
I am starting to believe that our gang bangers could actually break the murder record. I wonder if the chamber of commerce will mention that in their write up of the city. "Come to Kansas City, we are broke, spread out, our teams suck, our mayo...
THE WIRE - HOLIDAY KETCHUP
In the Marine Corp we use to have a cadence that said "blood makes the grass green". Well east side lawns should be incredible green. On Friday I set the over/under at 5.5 on shooting and stabbings. In this city always take the over.1. KCMO cops ...
KNOCK KNOCK..............
Knock Knock jokes in the east side are awesome. ...
GREEN ZONE OFFICE?
LMAO! Your city is full of corpses, your kids can't read, people can't work and the city is in a financial crisis so what do you do. GET FEDERAL DOLLARS FOR A GREEN ZONE OFFICE! Holy crap you dumb ass's crack me up. ...
THE WIRE - EVERYDAY STRUGGLE
It is always the same neighborhoods in this damn update. Can't drug dealers set up shop in Hallbrook? Slang a little heroine in the cul de sac. Drive by on the rivals over at the Links? Hell they have whores in those neighborhoods why not slanging...
