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John Bluff
http://www.johnbluff.com
Humor columnist John Bluff lost his job as a people mover for a small airport when some community college brainiac suggested installing a motorized walkway. Unemployed and alone, John turned to the internet for answers, and although he hasn’t yet found any, he has found that blogging and column writing is a great way to do as much work as a regular employee, only without the hassle of getting paid.
- Added on: May 20th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: John Bluff
- Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
- Tags: news humor jokes original humor
Recent Posts
A slice of Americana
A wife is working in her kitchen gathering plates, napkins, and utensils while her husband is preparing the grill on the patio outside. “Honey,” he calls. “Can you bring me that bottle of lighter fluid?” The wife retrieves a bottle of lighter...
As told to me by Dick Cheney
A hunter is returning to his truck after a long day’s hunt. As he approaches he sees his friend, another hunter who had set out earlier that morning. “Get anything?” he asks. “I saw something big moving through the trees about an hour a...
I wish I were this clever
A woman confronts her reckless, philandering husband. “I can’t believe you! First you run off with a ditzy 22-year-old—those boobs are fake by the way—and then you take out $5,000 from our home equity line. What on earth did you spend that mo...
Splitting the baby
Two men are sitting in a café and commiserating over their recent divorces. The first man stared down into his coffee. “The division of assets went relatively smoothly. We sold the house and split the money and the furnishings evenly. The problem ...
The Psychiatric Profession
I was at the therapist’s office the yesterday. He had me try an interesting new technique in which I close my eyes and describe select episodes from my childhood. I talked about laughing and playing cards with my mother, and throwing the football i...
What I imagine my eulogy would be like
A doleful crowd is gathered at a funeral. A priest approaches the lectern near the casket and motions everyone to be seated. “At this time, the deceased’s brother Robert will deliver the eulogy. Robert?” Robert comes forward and relieves...
