SusieFoo
Let me guess, Rockderk -- you're a McCain backer?
I think the jokes are funny.
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John McCain Is So Old ...
http://johnmccainissoold.wordpress.com/
Daily "John McCain is so old" jokes.
- Added on: Aug 7th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Fozzie
- Listed in: Humor Political Humor
- Tags: politics jokes elections mccain old john mccain
Recent Posts
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Yes we did! Thank you for reading. (And thank you for the laughs!) ...
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No joke. Just vote. ...
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John McCain is so old he’s forgotten all his experience. ...
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John McCain is so old his first beer was a New Milwaukee. ...
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John McCain is so old he taught Adam to garden. ...
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John McCain is so old on Halloween he goes out as the Crypt Keeper so he doesn’t have to wear a costume. ...
Rockderk the Great
Do NOT believe the rumors that John McCain is showing signs of Dementia! According to the American Academy of Family Physicians, the signs of dementia include:
Recent memory loss (symptoms might include making repeated statements or asking the same questions over and over again).
Difficulty performing familiar tasks (such as using a TelePrompTer or handling a microphone).
Problems with language (such as confusing Iran and Iraq).
Time and place disorientation (such as thinking that Pakistan is a neighbor of Iraq).
Poor judgment (such as supporting Bush and his policies).
Changes in mood. (Senator McCain has always been cranky! This is nothing recent.)
Personality changes, including irritability, suspicion and fear (such as thinking that the news media only covers his opponent).
Loss of initiative. (He didn't want to take a trip to Europe!)
So, let's put these rumors to rest. John McCain may be old and cantankerous, but he is not (at least yet) suffering from dementia.
Read more at www.McCain-Romney.com
Posted: August 23rd, 2008 | Report This Comment