Recent Posts Tagged With mccain

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  Posted on Wednesday November 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm in mccain

  Yes we did! Thank you for reading. (And thank you for the laughs!)       ...

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  Posted on Tuesday November 4th, 2008 at 07:00 am in mccain

  No joke. Just vote.       ...

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  Posted on Monday November 3rd, 2008 at 07:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he’s forgotten all his experience.       ...

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  Posted on Sunday November 2nd, 2008 at 07:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old his first beer was a New Milwaukee.       ...

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  Posted on Saturday November 1st, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he taught Adam to garden.       ...

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  Posted on Friday October 31st, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old on Halloween he goes out as the Crypt Keeper so he doesn’t have to wear a costume.       ...

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  Posted on Thursday October 30th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he remembers when his dad was a twinkle in his grandfather’s eye.       ...

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  Posted on Wednesday October 29th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old when AOL says “you have mail” he goes to the post office.       ...

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  Posted on Tuesday October 28th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he thought the telephone would just be another fad.       ...

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  Posted on Monday October 27th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old those zombie movies he likes to watch are actually just videos of his speeches.       ...

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  Posted on Sunday October 26th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he’s eligible to be president not as a natural born citizen, but because he was a citizen of the United States at the time of the adoption of the Constitution.       ...

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  Posted on Saturday October 25th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old when people talk about Old Europe he reminisces about the Holy Roman Empire.       ...

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  Posted on Friday October 24th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he once bought Miracle Salve from Opie Taylor.       ...

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  Posted on Thursday October 23rd, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he “had a little personal experience” with both the Cuban Missile Crisis and with Cuba’s discovery.       ...

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  Posted on Wednesday October 22nd, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old when he was a boy Mad Magazine was only slightly peeved.       ...

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  Posted on Tuesday October 21st, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he’s not just over the hill, he’s over the whole mountain range.       ...

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  Posted on Monday October 20th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old when he wants to be around people his own age he goes to the cemetary.       ...

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  Posted on Sunday October 19th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old the first time he saw the “real Virginia” was with the Roanoke Colony.       ...

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  Posted on Saturday October 18th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old when Jesus told him to “love thy neighbor” he told him “I already did.“       ...

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  Posted on Friday October 17th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he used to smear his opponents by robotelegraph.       ...

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  Posted on Thursday October 16th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he invented plumbing.       ...

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  Posted on Wednesday October 15th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old The Oregon Trail brought back too many bad memories.       ...

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  Posted on Tuesday October 14th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he once had a summer job building the pyramids.       ...

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  Posted on Monday October 13th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old undertakers think he’s an escapee.       ...

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  Posted on Sunday October 12th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old when John Lewis told him he was “playing with fire,” McCain said “When I was a boy we didn’t even have fire.”       ...

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  Posted on Saturday October 11th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old his first running mate was Betty Rubble.       ...

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  Posted on Friday October 10th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he used to “pal around” with Guy Fawkes.       ...

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  Posted on Thursday October 9th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he sometimes forgets his opponent’s name.       ...

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  Posted on Wednesday October 8th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old he was raised a Zoroastrian.       ...

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  Posted on Tuesday October 7th, 2008 at 08:00 am in mccain

  John McCain is so old his feet are prehensile.       ...