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- Author: Rajtilak Bhattacharjee
- Listed in: Humor Family Friendly
- Tags: jokes humour blonde jokes pranks funny photos hilarious jokes
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We’re only here to see our dog
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.A month later, the mus...
Condoms
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.He replies, “Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?”She responds, “No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does? ...
A Women's Wish
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"The woman did not hesitate.She said, "I wan...
Dilbert’s Best Quotes
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get alon...
The Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one m...
Bush Develops Strange Gas Problem
George Bush goes to the doctor and says,"I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn'...
