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Jokes Journal is the online archive of the free email newsletter Jokes Journal. The newsletter is published daily from Monday to Friday and each issue contains two family friendly jokes.

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• A Lawyer Goes To Heaven

  Posted on Monday July 21st, 2008 at 10:04 in heaven, hole, jokes, jokes journal, lawyer, st peter

  Welcome to Monday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Can You Dig It? 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) A Lawyer Goes To Heaven ====================================== Can You Dig It? ==...

• The Nagging Wife

  Posted on Friday July 18th, 2008 at 14:42 in doctor, driver, husband, jokes, jokes journal, Police, surgery, wife

  Welcome to Friday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Nagging Wife 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Revenge ====================================== The Nagging Wife ================...

• Fishing Expedition

  Posted on Thursday July 17th, 2008 at 02:34 in airport, bar, cigar, Fishing, flight, jokes, jokes journal, volunteers

  Welcome to Thursday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Volunteers 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Fishing Expedition ====================================== Volunteers ===============...

• God Grants Wishes

  Posted on Wednesday July 16th, 2008 at 04:25 in coin, divorce, examination, God, heaven, jokes, jokes journal, lawyer, priest, st peter, Wedding

  Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Sarah and the Final Exam 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) God Grants Wishes ====================================== Sarah and th...

• Butcher Shop

  Posted on Tuesday July 15th, 2008 at 13:55 in butcher, doctor, heaven, jokes, jokes journal, Shop, teacher

  Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Butcher Shop 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Three Friends Go to Heaven ====================================== Butcher Shop ====...

• Gorgeous

  Posted on Monday July 14th, 2008 at 04:42 in God, gorgeous, Help, jokes, jokes journal, password, ugly

  Welcome to Monday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) It Just Shows Stars 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Gorgeous ====================================== It Just Shows Stars =========...

• High Blood Pressure

  Posted on Friday July 11th, 2008 at 10:27 in blood, daddy, daughter, doctor, jokes, jokes journal, mommy

  Welcome to Friday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Mommy Test 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) High Blood Pressure ====================================== The Mommy Test ========...

• Honest Drunk

  Posted on Thursday July 10th, 2008 at 07:02 in bus, drunk, jokes, jokes journal, monkey, Police, woman

  Welcome to Thursday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Bus Accident 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Honest Drunk ====================================== Today’s Sponsor’s ...

• A Corporate Lesson

  Posted on Wednesday July 9th, 2008 at 16:01 in crow, doctor, ears, fox, jokes, jokes journal, phone, rabbit, tree

  Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) What Happened to Your Ears? 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) A Corporate Lesson ====================================== What Hap...

• Faces

  Posted on Tuesday July 8th, 2008 at 12:58 in doctor, jokes, jokes journal, sunday school, teacher

  Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Faces 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Physical Problems ====================================== Faces ===========================...

• Intelligence

  Posted on Monday July 7th, 2008 at 07:03 in doctor, Father, intelligence, jokes, jokes journal, lawyer, mother, parachute, priest

  Welcome to Monday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Smartest Man In The World 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Intelligence ====================================== The Smartest Ma...

• Sittin in a Tree

  Posted on Friday July 4th, 2008 at 03:03 in crocodile, jokes, jokes journal, lizard, monkey, tree

  Welcome to Friday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Sittin’ in a Tree 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Some Ideas for Your Out of Office Replies…. =======================...

• The Voice

  Posted on Thursday July 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 in jokes, jokes journal, minister, priest, rabbi, stranger

  Welcome to Thursday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Voice 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) The Minister, The Priest And A Rabbi ====================================== The Voice...

• The Little Old Lady

  Posted on Wednesday July 2nd, 2008 at 13:22 in jokes, jokes journal, Vacuum Cleaner, woman

  Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Little Old Lady 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) The Big Decision ====================================== The Little Old Lad...

• The Chinese Man

  Posted on Tuesday July 1st, 2008 at 15:45 in aussie, Chinese, jokes, jokes journal, supervisor

  Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Chinese Man 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Must Help the Wife ====================================== The Chinese Man ======...

• A Microsoft Waiter

  Posted on Monday June 30th, 2008 at 07:36 in english, fly, irish, jokes, jokes journal, Microsoft, patron, soup, st patrick, waiter

  Welcome to Monday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) A Microsoft Waiter 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Three Englishman ====================================== A Microsoft Waiter ===...

• The Turtle

  Posted on Friday June 27th, 2008 at 09:20 in bartender, dog, jokes, jokes journal, lawyer, turtle

  Welcome to Friday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Whom Did You Marry? 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) The Turtle ====================================== Whom Did You Marry? =======...

• The Dentist

  Posted on Thursday June 26th, 2008 at 12:18 in dentist, farmer, hunters, jokes, jokes journal, mule, patient

  Welcome to Thursday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Dentist 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Sick Mule ====================================== The Dentist ======================...

• Hungry Lion

  Posted on Wednesday June 25th, 2008 at 10:14 in jokes, jokes journal, lion, thief

  Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Tim and the Thief 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Hungry Lion ====================================== Tim and the Thief =======...

• In the Hospital

  Posted on Tuesday June 24th, 2008 at 01:20 in doctor, hospital, jokes, jokes journal, nursing, patient, physician

  Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) In the Hospital 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Old Family Physician ====================================== Today’s Sponso...

• Decent Crook

  Posted on Monday June 23rd, 2008 at 04:57 in Car, concert, crook, jokes, jokes journal, Police, sunday school

  Welcome to Monday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Decent Crook 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Prayers Before Dinner ====================================== Decent Crook ==========...

• The Test

  Posted on Friday June 20th, 2008 at 16:51 in inspector, jokes, jokes journal, therapist, train

  Welcome to Friday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) The Test 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Finish What You Start ====================================== The Test ==================...

• Undergraduate

  Posted on Thursday June 19th, 2008 at 14:47 in jokes, jokes journal, poem, professor, student, undergraduate

  Welcome to Thursday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Undergraduate 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Excellent Poem ====================================== Undergraduate =============...

• First Day at School

  Posted on Wednesday June 18th, 2008 at 14:39 in exam, jokes, jokes journal, mother, professor, school, student

  Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) First Day at School 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Grading the Essays ====================================== First Day at Sch...

• Health Club

  Posted on Tuesday June 17th, 2008 at 03:24 in indian, jokes, jokes journal

  Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Not so Smart 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Health Club ====================================== Not so Smart ===================...

• Redneck Ring

  Posted on Monday June 16th, 2008 at 14:24 in jokes, jokes journal, marriage, redneck

  Welcome to Monday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Opposite Characteristics 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Redneck Ring ====================================== Opposite Characteris...

• Best Violins

  Posted on Friday June 13th, 2008 at 14:40 in doctor, insomnia, jokes, jokes journal, Shop, violins, wife

  Welcome to Friday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Insomniac 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Best Violins ====================================== Insomniac =========================...

• Selling Shoes

  Posted on Thursday June 12th, 2008 at 14:59 in Car, jokes, jokes journal, Parents, shoes

  Welcome to Thursday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Miracle Car 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Selling Shoes ====================================== Miracle Car ==================...

• Unlucky Lawyer

  Posted on Wednesday June 11th, 2008 at 14:46 in doctor, dog, jokes, jokes journal, lawyer, priest

  Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) Unlucky Lawyer 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) Your Dog Is Dead ====================================== Unlucky Lawyer ========...

• At the Military Base

  Posted on Tuesday June 10th, 2008 at 15:04 in jokes, jokes journal, military base, sergeant, teacher

  Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition! In today’s issue … 1) At the Military Base 2) Today’s Opportunities 3) In the Math Class ====================================== At the Military Ba...