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Condom Packs Joke
A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, “What are these things daddy?” His dad said, “Condoms son.” The boy asked, “Why do ...
Stuck Boyfriend Joke
A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friend’s place instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy agrees and the girl take...
Where Is Your Mother Joke
A man from the Internal Revenue Service knocks on a door and it’s opened by a little boy. The man asks the boy, “Where is your mother?” The boy says, “She’s in the backyard, getting fucked by the goat.” The man exc...
Dead Husband Joke
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband’s rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up i...
Honeymoon Night Joke
Darren marries the girl of his dreams, and they go on their honeymoon. On their first night, Darren leaves the hotel room to get a pack of cigarettes in the lobby. When he gets back, his bride is lying on the bed naked fucking one of the bellhops. A...
You Meant To Say Joke
Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says “Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don’t mean?” The second guy replies “Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, ...
Honeymoon Couple Joke
Mark and Angela go on their honeymoon; and Mark spends hours of the honeymoon night eating Angela’s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. During their meal Mark suddenly freaks out screaming “Waiter! Waiter! Come...
Broken Down Car Joke
A man was driving down an Alaskan road when his car suddenly broke down. Luckily he had his mobile phone, and called for a car repairman that arrived shortly thereafter. The repairman opened the car’s bonnet and after a while said “It ...
Deaf Couple Joke
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling a...
Beautiful Woman Joke
A man is sitting alone, pounding back drinks at the local bar. Along comes a beautiful woman that sits down beside him. He turns to her and says “Hey, how bout it? You and me, gettin’ it on. I’ve got a couple dollars and it look...
Growing Penis Joke
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see ...
Good and Bad News Joke
“I’ve got some good news and some bad news” the doctor says. “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient. “The bad news is that unfortunately you’ve only got 3 months to live.” The patient is taken ba...
Stranger and Wife Joke
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, “What the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to the stranger and says, “I told you he was stupid.”...
Guide Dog Joke
A blind man was walking down the street with his guide dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the man’s leg. As the dog finished, the man reached into his coat pocket, pulled out a do...
Nude Beach Joke
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman’s vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor...
Final Exam Joke
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about the next day’s final exam. He said there would be no acceptable excuses for failing to show up to the exam, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member’s de...
Married a Virgin Joke
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, “Please be gentile, I’m still a virgin.” The husband being shocked, replied, “How’s this possible? YouR...
Valentines Day Joke
One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, “My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines Day this year, so I guess I’ll have to put my legs in the air for him.” To which her friend replied, “Why? Don...
Girl At The Bar Joke
A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it’s closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this bea...
Bear and Bunny Joke
A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and asks “Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur?” The bunny says “No, I don’t think so.” So the bear grabs t...
Doctor’s Annoyance Joke
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to writewith it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well that’s great, ...
The Two Dwarfs Joke
Two friends that are dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. Drunk and at the hotel bar, they’re dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf and his woman try everything the...
Hooker and Guy Joke
This guy is walking down the street, when a hooker approaches him and asks, “Say, wanna have a good time?” “Sure!” he says as they head off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes, all the while he’s staring...
Clock Shop Joke
A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter. He walks up to the counter where she is standing, unzips his pants, flops his chop out and and ...
Intoxicated Woman Joke
A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, “I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to det...
Atheist Marriage Joke
A young lady came home from a date, sad and in tears. She told her mother, “Robert proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. ”Because he also told me he’s an atheist. Mom, he doesn&...
Licking Balls Joke
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street, when they come across this dog sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, “I sure wish I could do that!...
Sleeping Carriage Joke
A man and a woman who had never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over...
Loose Girl Joke
A guy was on his first date with a notoriously loose girl. She was immediately receptive to his foreplay after they parked the car. The petting went on and he put his hand in her panties. She seemed to be enjoying it, but suddenly objected, “Ou...
Depressed Young Woman Joke
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks to end it all, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you’...
