Recent Posts Tagged With 'funny text messages'

• Timothy

  Posted on Monday September 28th, 2009 at 09:46 in funny text messages

  Two flushes, coat hangers and a plunger equals one big poo....

• Ronald

  Posted on Thursday September 10th, 2009 at 12:32 in funny text messages

  My specialties include lollygagging, mouth breathing and shitting the bed....

• Darin

  Posted on Thursday August 6th, 2009 at 11:06 in funny text messages

  You’re about as attractive as a rectal prolapse....

• Kevin

  Posted on Tuesday May 19th, 2009 at 18:40 in funny text messages

  Your mom was great last night, but a bit on the expensive side....

• Bobby

  Posted on Wednesday May 6th, 2009 at 23:35 in funny text messages

  My nose is bleeding pretty bad, perhaps I should stop picking it so much....