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Honeymoon Is Over One Liner
Q. How do you know when your honeymoon is over? A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast....
More Money One Liner
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? A. The prostitute – she can wash and resell her crack....
Parsley and Pussy One Liner
Q. What’s the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley....
The Difference One Liner
Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”? A. About three inches....
Girlfriend Wants You One Liner
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you? A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you’re feeding a horse....
Trust Definition One Liner
Q. What’s the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob....
Pink and Purple One Liner
Q. What’s the difference between pink and purple? A. The grip!...
Bungee and Hookers One Liner
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed....
Wife and Job One Liner
Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job will still suck....
Women and Fridges One Liner
Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out....
What Doesn’t Belong One Liner
Q. What doesn’t belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can’t beat a blowjob....
Fat Girls One Liner
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out....
Necrophiliac One Liner
Q. What’s a necrophiliac’s biggest complaint about sex? A. They just kinda lay there....
Lesbian Bar One Liner
Q. How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar? A. Even the pool table has no balls....
Flowers One Liner
Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano? A. Tulips on your organ....
Test Tube One Liner
Q. What’s the bad news about being a test tube baby? A. You know for sure that your dad is a wanker....
Cocks and Paychecks One Liner
Q. What’s the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck....
Whorehouse One Liner
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses? A. Brothel sprouts....
Blowjob One Liner
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from your grandmother have in common? A. You don’t look down....
Public Farts One Liner
Q. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A. A private tutor....
Blow Job One Liner
Q. Why is being in the military like a blow job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel....
Greatest Athlete One Liner
Q. Who’s the world’s greatest athlete? A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest....
Skeleton One Liner
Q. What does a skeleton get when he goes to a bar? A. A beer and a mop....
Fox Into Elephant One Liner
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant A. Marry it....
Masturbating Guy One Liner
Q. What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A. A tearjerker....
Gynaecologist One Liner
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A. A wet nose....
Cinderella One Liner
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? A. Gagged...
Blind Circumcisionist One Liner
Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist? A. He got the sack....
Bird Shit One Liner
Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car? A. Don’t ask her out again....
Penis Hole One Liner
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded....
