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Rabbi of Keith Limerick
There once was a Rabbi of Keith, who circumsized men with his teeth, it was not for the treasure, nor sexual pleasure, but to get at the cheese underneath....
Harlot From Kew Limerick
There was a young harlot from Kew, who filled her vagina with glue, she said with a grin, “If they pay to get in, they’ll pay to get out of it, too.”...
Vampire Named Mable Limerick
There once was a vampire named Mable, whose periods were really quite stable, and every full moon, she’d get out a spoon, and drink herself under the table....
Young Woman Named Sally Limerick
There was a young woman named Sally, who loved an occasional dally, she sat on the lap, of a well endowed chap, and said “You’re right up my alley!”...
Girl Named Louise Limerick
There once was a girl named Louise, whose cunt-hair hung down to her knees, so the crabs in her twat tied the hair in a knot, and constructed a flying trapeze....
Pirate From Yates Limerick
There once was a pirate from Yates, who could dance the Fandango on skates, he fell on his cutlass, which rendered him nut-less, and perfectly useless on dates....
Fellow Named Biddle Limerick
There was a young fellow named Biddle, who was seldom hard up for a diddle, and according to rumor, his tool had a tumor, and a fine row of warts down the middle....
Girl From Whick Limerick
There once was a girl from Whick, who said to her Mum “What’s a dick?”, she said “My dear Annie, it goes up your fanny, and jumps up and down till it’s sick.”...
Man With A Member Limerick
There once was a man with a member, that would only stand up in December, he said, “It’s too cold, for a boner so bold, I wish it would work in September!”...
Man From Brighton Limerick
There once was a man from Brighton Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight one.” She said, “Pardon my soul, but you’re in the wrong hole. There’s plenty of room in the right one.”...
Young Man From Savannah Limerick
There was a young man from Savannah, who met his end in a curious manner, he whittled a hole, in a telephone pole, and electrified his banana....
Man Named Mort Limerick
There once was a man named Mort, whose dick was incredibly short, when he climbed into bed, his lady friend said, “That’s not a dick it’s a wart!”...
Young Lady From China Limerick
There was a young lady from China, who had an enormous vagina, and when she was dead, they painted it red, and used it for docking a liner....
Witch From Azores Limerick
There once was a witch from Azores, whose ass was all covered with sores, as she walked down the street, the dogs leapt at the meat, that hung in great gobs from her drawers....
Lass I Brought Home Limerick
The lass I brought home was a prize, with an alluring set of blue eyes, her breasts, so well kept, were what I’d expect, but her penis was quite a surprise....
Old Man From China Limerick
There was an old man from China, Who wasn’t a very good climber, He fell on a rock, Split his cock, And now he’s got a vagina....
Lady From Leith Limerick
There was a young lady from Leith, who would circumcise men with her teeth, it wasn’t for fame, or love of the game, but to get at the cheese underneath....
Vampire Called Mable Limerick
There was a young vampire called mable, whose periods were always quite stable, at every full moon, she took out a spoon, and drank herself under the table....
Fellow O’Doole Limerick
There once was a fellow O’Doole, who found little red spots on his tool, his doctor a cynic, said get out of me clinic, and wipe off that lipstick you fool!...
Man From Kent Limerick
There was a man from Kent, who had a penis so long it bent, it was so much trouble, that he kept it double, and instead of coming he went....
Plumber From Lee Limerick
There once was a plumber from Lee, who was plumbing his girl by the sea, she said “Stop your plumbing”, “there’s somebody coming”, said the plumber still plumbing… “It’s me!”...
Fellow McSweeny Limerick
There once was a fellow McSweeny, who spilled some gin on his weenie, just to be couth, he added vermouth, then slipped his girlfriend a martini....
Man Called O’Keef Limerick
Twas a crazy old man called O’Keef, who caused local farmers much grief, to their cows he would run, cut their legs off for fun, and say “Look, I’ve invented ground beef!”...
Man From Madrass Limerick
There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass, when he’d bang ‘em together, they’d play stormy weather, and lightning would shoot out of his ass....
Man From Bonaire Limerick
There once was a man from Bonaire, who was doing his wife on the stair, when the banister broke, he doubled his stroke, and finished her off in midair....
Man From Bel Air Limerick
There once was a man from Bel Air, who was doing his girl on the stair, when the banister broke, he doubled his stroke, and finished her off in mid-air....
Man From Bombay Limerick
There once was a man from bombay, who fashioned a cunt outta clay, the heat from his prick, turned it to brick, and scowered his foreskin away....
Girl Named Tristan
There once was a girl named Tristan, whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in, she said “I don’t think”, as she spit out her drink, “On the menu that this one was listed.”...
Sight Was Myopic Limerick
A young man whose sight was myopic, thought sex an incredible topic, so poor were his eyes, that despite its great size, his penis appeared microscopic....
Tart From Southend Limerick
There was a young tart from Southend, who tried lesbian sex with her friend, with a moan and a grunt, she licked her mates cunt, and loved the experience to the end....
