Recent Posts Tagged With 'twisted humor'

• The Many Types of Orgasms

  Posted on Friday December 11th, 2009 at 12:56 in twisted humor

  Sex in a boat = oar-gasms Sex with a nerd = dork-gasms Sex with a dermatologist = pore-gasms Sex at the entrance to your house = door-gasms Sex on carpet or linoleum = floor-gasms Sex at the supermarket = store-gasms Sex with a prostitute = wh...

• Ways Women Fail In Bed

  Posted on Monday June 15th, 2009 at 13:36 in twisted humor

  Milking It - When stroking a guy’s dick don’t grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don’t use the love sword as if it’s a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is...

• Mommy Mommy Humor

  Posted on Wednesday May 27th, 2009 at 08:12 in twisted humor

  Mommy, Mommy… Grandma’s got a bruise! Shut up and eat around it! Mommy, Mommy… Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up or you’ll wake your father. Mommy, Mommy… That really hurt! Shut up and crawl back up the s...

• Four Kinds of Sex

  Posted on Thursday May 14th, 2009 at 15:39 in twisted humor

  There are essentially four kinds of sex … HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you’...

• Flunking Sex Education

  Posted on Wednesday May 6th, 2009 at 23:10 in twisted humor

  You most likely flunked sex education if you thought… A clitoris is a type of flower. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. “Spread eagle” is an extinct bird. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack. A menstrual cycle has...