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Wanda good year?
It’s always fun to start out a new year hoping things are going to be different in a better sort of way. For at least a week we’re usually full of resolutions and aspirations, welcoming positive change and temporarily sloughing off bad habits. Ma...
Wanda clean house?
Always dreaded and never fun, house cleaning is still mostly considered women’s work, as much as we’ve tried to share the joy. Lucky for us, the manufacturers of house cleaning products know their audience, and are willing to offer us lots of fun...
Gee, your clothes smell specific
Another intriguingly shaped wand product, this one allowing women to make their clothes smell like a French lavender field in full bloom—a scent that’s highly alluring to women. Maybe not so much for men, who tend to say it reminds them of their...
Face the face
Here’s a product that takes facial care to an expansive cerulean plateau. It firms your “lazy skin.” That’s right, you’ve got lazy skin; it’s not that you’re getting older and losing collagen, despite what they said ...
